Short Yokel Poems
Short Yokel Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Yokel by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Yokel by length and keyword.
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Don Key went hither, thither and yon
Plowing fur rows to the crack of Dawn
From March to December
This upstanding member
Served as a yokel phenomenon...
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Categories:
yokel, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Harry Koo Loo
Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo
From shy town,kalamazoo
No ham and egger here
Just a local yokel yessiree...
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Categories:
yokel, funny, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
The Party Pooper
A party of toffs all so snotty
was crashed by a yokel so naughty.
After passing much gas,
this guy with no class
took a dump left unflushed in the potty.
(for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society
a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)...
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Categories:
yokel, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My Own Little Garden
My dearest little garden
that grows my plants
The finest yard of numerous
that holds my beauty
My wholeness that grants my draft.
My obese garden that stays and stands
Even though you know I am a Yokel.
I owe you much
My till, till and till.
My own mine, I whole you all
Cos you have stood by me
In no place and less vacuum....
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Categories:
yokel, flower, girl, growing up, heaven, home, journey,
Form:
Free verse
These Are the Good Old Days
It's New Year's Eve --
My wife wants to watch a movie
It's also raining like crazy
Chicago's weather's not too groovy
I have to admit
Stubborn yokel that I am
That it sure is convenient
To click with one hand
And have movies galore
At a fingertip's flick
It sure beats trudging out...
To the cinema and getting sick...
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Categories:
yokel, appreciation, film, new year, rain, technology,
Form:
Rhyme