Short Yokel Poems

Don Key went hither, thither and yon
Plowing fur rows to the crack of Dawn
From March to December
This upstanding member
Served as a yokel phenomenon...

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Younderward yokel yap
Yore Yorkshire yield yeager york-felow
Yak yiddle

Yammer yack yells
Yard yew yellows
Yellow-tails, Yellowhammers
Yonder yellowfin

Yellow yam yesterdays
Yuca, yogurt
Yesteryears years...

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Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

                                                     From shy town,kalamazoo

                       No ham and egger here

                                                     Just a local yokel yessiree...

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A party of toffs all so snotty

was crashed by a yokel so naughty.

After passing much gas,

this guy with no class

took a dump left unflushed in the potty.


(for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society

 a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)...

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My dearest little garden
that grows my plants
The finest yard of numerous
that holds my beauty
My wholeness that grants my draft.
My obese garden that stays and stands
Even though you know I am a Yokel.
I owe you much
My till, till and till.
My own mine, I whole you all
Cos you have stood by me
In no place and less vacuum....

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It's New Year's Eve --
  My wife wants to watch a movie
It's also raining like crazy
  Chicago's weather's not too groovy

I have to admit
  Stubborn yokel that I am
That it sure is convenient 
  To click with one hand

And have movies galore 
  At a fingertip's flick
It sure beats trudging out...
  To the cinema and getting sick...

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