Short Workout Poems

Kissing burns 6.4
calories per minute, so,
you wanna work out?  =]...

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Hearts beating madly,
sweat dripping to the rhythm...
Valentine workout!...

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The mind becomes clear 
as brain cells get a workout 
too bad body don't...

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Workout your figure
To carve out fats and pressures
For healthy posture....

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Foot
Willing
Appendage
Gets a workout
Hourly sometimes
Takes me places
Walking or
Running
Foot...

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Winged Workout Haiku

Come and kiss me, the
butterflies in my stomach
need some exercise...

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Winged Workout 

I wish I were kissing you,
the butterflies in my stomach
need some exercise...

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the muscles in your forehead
control your eyebrows 
and your outlook
so just know to look beyond your brow 
if you know how !...

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whimsical warthogs workout wildly
with wonderful whacky wily ways
Wheebellies wish whenever warthogs workout
we would whistle while they wisely wiggle 
with warthog wisdom....

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Strength a labor of time,
A work which breaks bones,
An effort which I have made mine,

While I work once again,
This time I work with friends,
With this I can go through the pain....

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exercise a must, early
workout in the dust
stretches, push-ups
pelvic thrusts
onlookers think this a joke
is this dunderhead really allowed to vote

10/18/2020

*As told to me by my sister...

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Jane Fonda still likes to exercise and stretch,
so throws the odd chew toy and tells her dog to go fetch.
She remembers fondly those famous workout videos,
even if now she can’t always reach her own toes....

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You think I'm not broken. On a Sunday drive. The words not yet spoken, seem no surprise. 
I'm choking on my smile. Hoping meanwhile everything everything will workout. Bottom of 
the pile, trying to dig out....

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Cat Needs a Workout

Flabby 
Tabby

Chat Cat

Gabby
Tabby

Grumpy Cat’s Relative

Crabby
Tabby

Cat with 9 Violent Lives

Scabby
Tabby

Cat with Raggedy Coat

Shabby
Tabby

Cat of the Convent

Abbey 
Tabby

July 13, 2022...

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I wish you were here,
I don't want this to disappear.
Was this meant to be?
Will everything workout perfectly?

Till Fate says otherwise,
This might last till the day we both die.
I know I love thee,
Could this be?
Could this be true love?
It feels like it is......

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Such distress
my new dress
looked a mess
I confess
must eat less!


To get trim
daily swim
join a gym
workout grim
I’ll be slim!


What's New Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
checked with rhymezone and How Many Syllables
01/04/21...

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Spandex thighs
Spiralized my eyes
Hyper flex her wonders
Set my helix spinning

Genetic refrain
DNA slain phonetic
Double down Maxwell magnetic
Electric blues make life too hectic

Two alarm scribe
Workout overtime perfection
Repetition fired sugar glider
Run your ladder up beside her...

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My heart aches
I am fat
It's already too late!

The workout kills
The instructor is hunky

My stomach churns
I am overweight
It is not even funny

The weights are stuck to the floor
The stretch ribbons won't stretch anymore

My jiggly parts burns

Screw this, I'm out for the door!
Let's go out and have a food war...

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A drowsiness that borders on fatigue:
some say I’m spending too much time at sea.
My boat’s a rail and seat and little more;
nineteen inch stick and web strap for an oar.
Engaging workout always buoy me;
I might as well get in another league!

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A Scupham stanza: 6 lines, isosyllabic, abccba rhyme scheme...

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Flippers up
  Flippers down
Wave those flippers 
  All around

Swish your tail
  From side to side
Create a wake
  A water slide

Take a plunge
  Dive down deep
Your body propelled
  As up you leap

Hey, Sea Lion
  Clap your hands
When you perform
  You grandstand*



*To grandstand means to 'ham it up'...

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TAKING OFF THE FAT

--At 185 Pounds--
Weight loss
Exhausts


--Nutritionist's Guide--
Fastfood
No good


--Doctor's Advice--
Workout
No doubt


--Monk's Prescription--
Yoga 
Goodah


--Support Group's Slogan--
Let's quit
Do it


--My Choice--
Did try
Goodbye



Contest: March Of The Footle 
Dated  Mar 7 2016...

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i keep my
mind
fit

jogging
my memory
each and every

minute
but as
far as

my body i
abuse
by

eating too
much rich
food even

though
i'm poor
and pouring

down glass
after glass
of wine

and
or
beer

and so
i keep
myself

and my
self be
hind

closed doors
as much as
i can but

with
open
windows...

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I saw a CEO in her workout suit
    riding on a Peloton when there was a toot
 
  'Dominos Delivery,' rang the voice, 'Your pizza is still hot'
    CEO opened the window just enough, saying 'Thanks a lot'

  Standing by her side, her loyal dog, his head so curiously cocked ~
    surely thinking, 'When I'm top dog, that's how I will rock'...

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EXERCISE

His second wife
walked four to five miles
per day, every day and
recorded the distances each
day on her personal fitness
monitor!

His first wife
had worked equally hard
every day, vigorously walking
back the previous day’s comments
before preparing very carefully for
the exhaustive requirements of
the next day’s workout!...

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Being stressed out
Is what causes illnesses
So, you start a special diet
And you workout daily
To relieve the
Pinned up stress
But you’re also in
A relationship that’s 
Stressing you out
So, even though you’re trying
To relieve stress
You’re also still stressed
Because you love that person
What’s the solution
It’s easier said than done....

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