Short Whiffle Poems

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   Hide-and-seek
   Duck-duck-goose
   Jump Rope
   Hula hoop
   Hopscotch
   Pitcher-catcher
   Running bases
   Steal the bacon
   500
   Whiffle-ball
   Kill-a-ma-roo
   Games we played
     ~ Me and you...

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Dedicated to 12 innocents killed by a gunshooter in West Cumbria.

A killer vindictive staunch, trivial systallic gush.
Violate grumble wish washy starling a virent push.
A Wheeler dealer syncopated steadfast ware wolf,
Gurgitation gusty thorough fare tripudiate brush.
Tirailleur timorous tintinnabulation whiffle tingle....

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Dingle, dingle, little strink;
Who the heck I am you think?

Whiffle, whiffle, toil and sniffle;
What the heck make my neck all stiffle?

Who’dat, who’dat big fat ally cat;
Where the heck you get that do’dat?

Lurky, lurky little turkey;
When the heck you go to worky?

Dapple, dapple little apple;
Why the heck you write this crapple?...

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Twirling whirly whiffle spots
Until the golden neon rots.
Baggy, red, balloon-pop eyes
Do shun the evil orb outside.

Resting in the toilet stalls.
Burning up with liver boils.
Rushing to the bandit now,
I slot another silver cow.

Who will buy my pocket-dust?
No fanny-waving, juggling bust.
Reality boards a bus to go
Dreaming high casino....

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Clouds from overcast heart rise,
                                And spread-
                 In sombre grey shade,
From horizon to horizon-
Over the clear,blue canvas.
I have yet more to lend!

These icy winds but belong to you
                                            I know.
The daylong whiffle fills my mind;
Do you have more to send?

Will my bones chill?
Does winter linger still?
                Or
Will it rain?
Bring an autumnal strain?...

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