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Short When Pigs Fly Poems

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Premium Member WHAT YOU GONNA DO
If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna do?

by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Categories: when pigs fly, anxiety, celebration, character, silly,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member When Pigs Fly

         Rudolph lost his red nose one day
         Sneezed so hard, it flew far away
                    It landed on a pig
                Who tried to fly, not dig
    “When pigs fly”, he heard someone say

Heidi Sands


Placed 4th in Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest.  

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Categories: when pigs fly, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Clever Gypsy Lady
The gypsy lady told me:
Lay your money down right here.
My crystal ball reveals all
and it never lies.

A smart doctor you will find
who doesn’t need M R I’s
to guide all his decisions.
One like Dr. House!

Health care and your living costs
will become affordable.
Then with a smile, she added:
All this - when pigs fly.

Written by Andrea Dietrich

for Linda-Marie's Contest:
Crystal Ball...

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Categories: when pigs fly, funny,
Form: Dodoitsu