Short Weirder Poems

He sits there,
Brown hair
Blue eyes?
Braces
Hairy neck
And his aeropostal sweatshirt
He’s a guy
But he puts it on
And likes it
Wow Brandon
You are weirder than I gave you credit for...

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Be on guard, as you watch
The skies, dark skies.
Weirder that, bulbous owled
For haunts of eyes.

These, in place of what swirl
Innocent starred
May, down at you burst, burn.
Heaven-disbarred....

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You are so very weird
Your weirdness shines true
There are so very few,
Who are weirder than you.

You see, weirdness is relative
Weirdness is wacky
But the right kind of weirdness
Makes true weirdos happy

If you were not weird
Well that would be weird
Weirder than the fact
That weirdness is feared...

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Tear poisons 
Fragile hearts
Lost souls
Fading apart

Setting goals 
Always disappointed
Brain getting weirder
Why am I not yet dead?

The moments I live for
Are not fun anymore
Badly needed drugs and alcohol
For forevermore

Suicidal options
It might be a good thing to try
Instead of crying
Maybe i'm better of dying...

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Written by Gail DeBole on May 29, 2017

Lacy Limerick lived on a lane
Named Limerick off a street named Main
As if that wasn't enough
Here's even more weirder stuff
Limerick was also the town's name.

There is more about Lacy to know
A poet who wrote humor that flowed
Can you guess what comes next?
She was one of the best
Limericists with a talent that glowed....

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Soup tv, soup dot.com, soup everywhere.  Nice spoon, no bowl.  Talking weird 
cause somethings are weird.  Suddenly printer works...little else on me does... 
there is no clue to my problem...well at least I got free tv for a day...only in 
America- $4 for phone, $5 for TV, or get combo deal for $9!!  It gets way weirder, 
and it'll take some time to relate.  Wow.  bye, later, tom...

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Said of the dog
I am the 
I lie and deceive these people
to gain their trust
and take away what is dear to them
I undermine them by
asking their lovers of future times
with my sons
they tirer of these questions
and labor to make 
madpersons
that they shall be in fight
I am the troublemaker
the weirder
to weird situations
that these people
may never be happy
or wedded....

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This is too bizarre to make up, and can only be in the USA;

Social Services sent me a letter
They would stop my services unless
I sent them a copy of
the letter they sent me

Bizarre?  It gets weirder.
Henceforth, my case manager
requested from them,
A copy of said letter,
So she can send it back to them

No wonder I'm crazy.

In the meantime, all service halted,
all prescriptions unfilled,
And all logic out the window.

Only in America!...

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Who names these medications
The commercials always tout?
Since one is weirder than the next,
I’d like to find that out.

Xeljanz and Trulicity,
Cosentyx and Tremfya
Join with manufacturers
Who might Abilify ya.

I picture people in a room
With lettered cubes who toss ‘em
To see which combinations stick,
Deciding some are awesome.

To me, they sound ridiculous
No matter what they’re used for
And viewers, seeing names like these,
Could never be confused more....

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Turning right against the light’s
Illegal in New Yawk.
That rule’s observed by drivers,
Not by those who run or walk.

In other places, no such law
Exists, so often plates
Of cars which turn when they should not
Reflect their different states.

And that is why I was surprised
When, right in front of me,
A New York car ignored the red
And turned illegally.

What made it even weirder
Was the driver was a nun!
If ticketed, I wonder ‘bout
The story she’d have spun....

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There's no sheltering in a public place.
There's no coming together face to face.
Keeping away from you keeps me secure,
I’m keeping away from you, but praying for a cure.
Obeying all the rules 'cause that's how I roll.
But staying away from you is taking quite a toll.
I'm getting weirder and weirder as time goes by
No distraction techniques are making this all right.
Laying in bed all night wide-eyed and hardly sleeping.
Enjoying my binge of repetitive negative thinking....

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Wonderful West Wind was weirdly wildly, wistfully whacky,
Blesiegingly bullied, bustered, boasted, batted both barns and boats
Soothing serene sage serendipitous Sun subsequently surmised
Weird Wind’s bullying behaviors were caused by idiotic insecurities.

Everyone loves you, Sun tried to reassure wild west Wind.
West Wind was indignant and did not believe Sun.
He tried to blow Sun out of the sky, which did not work.
It made West Wind seem weirder, and not half as wonderful....

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