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Short Vogon Poems

Short Vogon Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short Vogon poems by PoetrySoup poets. Search the short Vogon poetry form by poem length and keyword.

Premium Member DEVOID of WORDS
... --- ... !!! ??? ... --- ...

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Categories: nonsense, word play,
Form: Vogon

Premium Member qweeebler quip num - A Vogon Poem
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip drumd
a riickler num

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Categories: science fiction,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Vogon Love
sniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye

hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...

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Categories: i love you, love,
Form: Vogon
vengeful vogon kitchen ku

           sieve sifting slight blight 
       fickle fact lung flung gargon ~

                choking chipotle


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Categories: anger,
Form: Vogon


I love myself, 
I know myself, 
I acknowledge myself, 
I accept myself, 
I am myself. 

Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always myself....

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Categories: animal, appreciation, blessing, character, confidence, courage, wisdom,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Ola Voganista
Like wordy lorz midst mi are crewding Flertish high yon hillex hols Daffhead lines earthed vales and poodling O'er vostice valey boozer bols. With kumquats.

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Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member My Fromp
my fromp 
gorg yaow go^
yowl meem to yaou all afrog
faog yorforg for yaou agroc too
quoobi, quoobi my fromp


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Categories: friend, fun,
Form: Vogon


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Categories: africa,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member The Expected zzir

I wurzir gldzid thy diiz xanddk zzir so that ccmdgirz has enough passgl reach kklezxxxs before zzir dwaga keep yuwapn zedcordk accurately qfelpnd before signing. Remember zplwifl. 2z2z2z2z2z J 2999z

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Categories: anxiety,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Eckily 'neath priggledydtes
          'Vogon Poetry'

Of flick-stigger menchiklauts
  Flump burpurates to wryte
They dipjoculate eckily 'neath
  Renticularous priggledydtes

Though swardfusses they vvvring
  Leckchaculitical madartis nnnying!...

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Categories: dark, language, nonsense,
Form: Vogon
vogan poetry inspires us all
Vogan Poetry inspires us all 

Couth super- of  the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me 
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure 

National poetry month prompt  day eight Vogan Bot Poetry


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© jake aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, science fiction,
Form: Vogon
His twimpsk fruts vasquog gips.
Stenk! Bundorf glups morpisk flatus.
My twifger kumps. Bazog bazog! 
Fifnibbon, O snurkmig snuffblotz.
Curg, gret, wurzoks...

Written for Team PoetrySoup’s Vogon contest
18 June 20...

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Categories: wind,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Vogon poem
Vogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1

I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if only I had some of the blankets

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Categories: love,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Caused Quite a Stir
Oh foxiesloxly gruntbuggly
grembling against langnekly 
that diddly de facto fladerits 
He held up a haggyerlly paw   
halinly the anturazh
they hoofit their lurgidus paws
schelepping and yanking violently, cursing the door



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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: break up,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Vogon Begone
Krashni ruzo, shlemmer fryzccsz

  Misorsky begulo, vlannir sphlicscz

Parftay gordja, oanvlee darpynk

  Azgrey mishzja, dompi, zansink  

               May 25, 2020
 Vogon Poetry, Quoopisk Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup...

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Categories: inspirational, word play,
Form: Vogon
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your mother is fat
Crows are black
Cat meows
My fart smells
It's a new day
The sun has risen
My butt rash burns
I have a dream
You have a dream
Everybody has a dream
Follow your dream 
Follow you dream
Follow your dream...

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Categories: art, truth,
Form: Vogon
Verdigris on bronze viv
anchors in mud’s delta.
Grim steps keep going…
A strange fear: the sea,
biting like thorny scrub…
On salty tears, a rodeo
nimbly rides, life’s pain
death-dusting the land…

Still seeking a fortress?

(12/30/20: ’98 Carver Mariner 350 DMS)

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Categories: allusion,
Form: Vogon
Christmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted

the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs

and to top it all off – mind you, like a cherry on top

a fat man in a red suit is flying through outer space

a  U N I V E R S A L  catastrophe 


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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member for the world
I wrote alit from the mine
the turkey not a mind
of digging the best out of a hole
to get the liver the heart and the neck
and stuffing you must be out of your mind
thank you did it all thank you my last word
a tralala give me a party only me invited
at your no sense know a full moon...

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Categories: butterfly, cry,
Form: Vogon
Shattered Matters
Pick it 
Up that 
There in

Front of 
You then
Throw it


You where you
Once were

When you 
Stepped out 
Your door and


People's glass
Houses all the while
Smiling knowing that you

Threw the first
Stone at



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Categories: adventure, dog, fishing, funny love, quinceanera, science
Form: Vogon
48 Awesome street
1,2,3, My name is Mr.G

Would you like my awesome Tea 

Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee 

And makes me feel silly 

Don’t worry that’s the point 

Now drink it or else. 

Please Mr.G I have a family 

Don’t worry I’m your moms friend from work 

She told me to give this to you 


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Categories: 10th grade, africa, arabic, autumn, baptism, betrayal,
Form: Vogon
Grunttenly I fretted the krakening; Asthe ship dawns the horizon; Burtworthy emplosions grafting; Microrations gobblestone variants; Up holding yon populats; Ole!! thy fellows freddled Vogonian; Banquish thessalonian squall;
4/20/19 written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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Categories: adventure, character, imagery, symbolism,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Revealed
I will not play this for the rest of my days
Their is nothing to gain
All done in vain
You got what you came for
I know who you are
The victory is yours 
We will live with our scar
We will pass through this darkness into the light
and leave you behind...Hopefully......You will do what is right......


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Categories: betrayal, fantasy, freedom,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Absolute Vogon Abduction-
I'm just a living being Captured and placed In containment Extraterrestrial Got me captured taking me for a ride in a a vogonianmother ship- Universe they hide Where are your eyes I feel you're touching me.. vogon absolute abduction 5/9/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020

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Categories: adventure, anxiety, endurance, fear, horror, humanity, space,
Form: Vogon