Short Vladimir Poems
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Dictator Vladimir Putin
is arrogant, high falutin’.
Of land, he wants more
so he wages a war.
He’s just as bad as Raputin!
In truth Clare Quilty
Was clearly guilty,
While humble Humbert Humbert
Was fervently pervert.
The issue to talk of
What told us Nabokov ?
Just like magic
235 days
are
gone.
One beer
and
suddenly
day 1
begins
anew.
I am
as
guilty
as
Vladimir
Putin
crossing the
border.
Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons
Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too
We'll point Donald J. Trump directly at you
As the cost of gasoline we’re computin’
To Vladimir P. it’s been imputined
Whereas that’s a subject of much disputin’
I’ll leave the solution to the high-falutin’
One parachute for the two, their last chance
Vladimir Putin and Yu-Kay-Rain Dance
Let the brave Indian go!
His nickname's Geronimo
Fury flashed in Putin's molten-red glance
Vladimir was looking for a car pet
He saw an Afghan he just had to get
How clear could Vladimir be
But the salesman didn't see
The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet
Vladimir Putin
Surely must suffer from
Such a Napoleonic
Small , Man , Syndrome
Complex
He needs a step ladder
In order to look his so called enemies
In the eye
Or stab them in the back
Putin made his mother so proud
She took refuge beneath a shroud
How she wanted to cheer,
"Give Vladimir a bier"*
But Russians don't dare speak out loud!
*bier=a stand on which a corpse
or coffin is placed
Russian flag is a hammer and sickle
Now their president is in a pickle
Down the stairs, a messy heap
Making threats he cannot keep
Vladimir Putin's not worth a nickel.
Written December 10, 2022
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
Seems some robbers were struck
With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in.
We all swore ‘Never Again’
to let a maniac terrorize millions
Never Again, Never Again
so swore pundits and wise men
A new Hitler's in front of us now
What’s our reaction?
‘Tsk, Tsk,’ Vladimir, you butcher’
~ as we stew in our inaction
Arizona's part of Ukraine
The home of Senator McCain
He'd gladly start shootin'
At Vladimir Putin
Since this terrain's in his domain
Author's note: Senator McCain and Cindy have a vacation house and natural gas pipeline interests in Crimea, but now they are banned from there.
King Vlad the Greatest
Supremus-Dictatoris
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Bamboozler-Provocateur
Arrogance absolute.
Master of Malarkey
Bolshoi-Apparatchik
Mask of a Monster
Hooliganism to boot.
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 20, 2015 (Double Dactyl)
Lolita’s Conceit
Obsession defined
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
An accursed passion
Love’s true abomination.
Literary allusion
Tintinnabulation
Sounding moral oblivion
God’s sure condemnation.
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 18, 2018 (Double Dactyl)
you were a false blue sky, reflected - I, a sparrow winging to love
too late realized - your heart, the cold, hard window ... to explain the truth.
~ 2nd Place ~ in the "ku duet" Poetry Contest, Silent One, Judge & Sponsor.
( In honor of Vladimir Nabokov )
Visiting late at night
Vladimir Dracula
Ventures into the dark
Vault where his victim sleeps.
Violins softly play.
Veneered fangs bite on a
Vein in the maiden’s neck.
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Pleiades V Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
Placed 1st
© 5th May 2021
A pair of reposing
Arabian princes,
She calls Vladimir
And retarded Cat,
Are purring and pawing
In the soft domain
of her loving lap...
A distant admirer
Pets his intrigue,
A half eaten heart
Surrenders and dreams.
Oh felines of feeling
Closeness is surely
Better than cream...
Some say Vladimir Putin made it rain
Yet others scoffed: "The man is but a fool."
The climate changers thought he'd gone insane
The very folks who shout, "The Earth must cool!"
Who teach their theories to your kids at school
Their remedy's to raise the carbon tax
~ Boost government control up to the max
(To Vladimir)
-------------------------
There is a star in the sky,
but it is not mine and not yours.
There is another star near it,
also not yours and not mine.
The stars are not necessary to us now,
What we need are many, many tears,
That we cry together
About our lost, beloved son.
From Lenin to Stalin
Khrushchev to Gorbachev
The USSR tried to
choke the West off
Now with Vladimir Putin
Russia's back and shootin'
Masters of duplicity
Executions through toxicity
________________________
Note: The last syllable of each
name in the second line can
be pronounced like the English
word 'off.'
Vladimir is short and bald
He’s not a nice person
He goes riding on a horse
he hasn’t got a shirt on
He’s a modern Robin Hood
If Robin Hood was mental
One day soon a bullet
flying through his temple
Vladimir the cavalier
riding with no shirt on
He’s short and bald
and those two things
make him a dangerous person
I oiled the card of daily being
splashing the paint from glass; I pointed
slanting cheekbones of ocean streaming
on plate of jelly, I was joyed
to read the calls of some new lips
on tin fish scales; oh, it is cute,
But could you play Nocturne on ribs
of very noisy drainpipe flute?
P.S. My translation of poem by Vladimir Mayakovsky
Pakistan is a cemetery..
When a Pakistani becomes rich
his bank accounts are in switzerland..
He invests in Dubai..
He consumes chinese..
He prays in Rome..
He travels to london for medical treatment..
His children study in europe..
If he die he will be buried in his native country..
Pakistan is just a cemetery for Pakistanis...
How could a cemetery be developed???
Sward of Democrats was hangin' mo' Ike a Dewey pi
Justice Stooge an too others, Supreme an Di
Invikings to Prez Ball tis no brainer who'll bee Oval sitter, Xi?
She be wearin' her Party dress tis knot Caramel Harass, Duhlin'
Cameron Diaz Party dress "Calm Red" dear, dunce pardon's, Dolly's
all begins with~Vladimir, peace at last Zelinsky up in the queue, Stalin'g-Time.