Short Vladimir Poems

Against Vladimir Putin
   Lady Liberty is rootin'...

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If Vladimir Putin had read Sir Isaac Newton

  ~ He'd know the gravity of what he's do'in'...

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Vladimir Tatlin
made art for the Kremlin
Famed for his  constructions
futurisnm was his song...

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Vampire count Vladimir, his pointy fangs appear

at bare necks for biting, blood he finds exciting!...

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Vladimir Putin
needs a swift arse-bootin'!
Stop inflicting so much pain
on the brave people of Ukraine!
...

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Dictator Vladimir Putin
is arrogant, high falutin’.
Of land, he wants more
so he wages a war.
He’s just as bad as Raputin!...

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In truth Clare Quilty 
Was clearly guilty, 
While humble Humbert Humbert 
Was fervently pervert. 
The issue to talk of 
What told us Nabokov ?...

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Just like magic
235 days 
are
gone.
One beer
and
suddenly
day 1
begins
anew.
I am 
as
guilty
as
Vladimir
Putin
crossing the 
border....

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  Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons

    Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too

      We'll point Donald J. Trump directly at you...

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As the cost of gasoline we’re computin’
To Vladimir P. it’s been imputined

Whereas that’s a subject of much disputin’
I’ll leave the solution to the high-falutin’...

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One parachute for the two, their last chance
  Vladimir Putin and Yu-Kay-Rain Dance
    Let the brave Indian go!
    His nickname's Geronimo
  Fury flashed in Putin's molten-red glance...

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Vladimir was looking for a car pet
  He saw an Afghan he just had to get
    How clear could Vladimir be
    But the salesman didn't see
  The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet...

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Vladimir Putin

Surely must suffer from

Such a Napoleonic

Small , Man , Syndrome

Complex

He needs a step ladder

In order to look his so called enemies

In the eye

Or stab them in the back...

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Putin made his mother so proud
She took refuge beneath a shroud
How she wanted to cheer,
"Give Vladimir a bier"*
But Russians don't dare speak out loud!

*bier=a stand on which a corpse 
or coffin is placed...

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Russian flag is a hammer and sickle
Now their president is in a pickle
Down the stairs, a messy heap
Making threats he cannot keep
Vladimir Putin's not worth a nickel.

Written December 10, 2022...

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a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
      Seems some robbers were struck
      With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in....

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We all swore ‘Never Again’
  to let a maniac terrorize millions
Never Again, Never Again
  so swore pundits and wise men  

A new Hitler's in front of us now
  What’s our reaction? 
‘Tsk, Tsk,’ Vladimir, you butcher’
  ~ as we stew in our inaction...

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Arizona's part of Ukraine
The home of Senator McCain
He'd gladly start shootin'
At Vladimir Putin
Since this terrain's in his domain

Author's note:  Senator McCain and Cindy have a vacation house and natural gas pipeline interests in Crimea, but now they are banned from there....

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King Vlad the Greatest
 
Supremus-Dictatoris
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Bamboozler-Provocateur
Arrogance absolute.

Master of Malarkey
Bolshoi-Apparatchik
Mask of a Monster
Hooliganism to boot.

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 20, 2015 (Double Dactyl)...

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Lolita’s Conceit
 
Obsession defined
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
An accursed passion
Love’s true abomination.

Literary allusion
Tintinnabulation
Sounding moral oblivion 
God’s sure condemnation.

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
August 18, 2018 (Double Dactyl)...

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you were a false blue sky, reflected - I, a sparrow winging to love

too late realized - your heart, the cold, hard window ... to explain the truth.






~ 2nd Place ~  in the "ku duet" Poetry Contest, Silent One, Judge & Sponsor.

( In honor of Vladimir Nabokov )...

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Visiting late at night
Vladimir Dracula
Ventures into the dark
Vault where his victim sleeps.
Violins softly play. 
Veneered fangs bite on a
Vein in the maiden’s neck.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Pleiades V Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
     Placed 1st
© 5th May 2021...

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A pair of reposing
Arabian princes,
She calls Vladimir
And retarded Cat,

Are purring and pawing
In the soft domain
of her loving lap...

A distant admirer
Pets his intrigue,
A half eaten heart
Surrenders and dreams.

Oh felines of feeling
Closeness is surely
Better than cream......

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Some say Vladimir Putin made it rain
Yet others scoffed: "The man is but a fool."

The climate changers thought he'd gone insane
The very folks who shout, "The Earth must cool!"
Who teach their theories to your kids at school

Their remedy's to raise the carbon tax
~ Boost government control up to the max...

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(To Vladimir)
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There is a star in the sky,

but it is not mine and not yours.

There is another star near it,

also not yours and not mine.

The stars are not necessary to us now,

What we need are many, many tears,

That we cry together 

About our lost, beloved son....

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