Short Vehicular Poems

birdie flying by
      across a vehicular line,
        suddenly dies....

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Lady,

With your burning eyes
The hairs on my neck rise--
Two holes through my vehicular body have I...
You killt me.
Demon Director...

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Particular Reason

Reason for doing did not find particular
Car rolled over and accident was vehicular
After begging nd also borrowing
Had experience which was harrowing
Believe in God and cease to be secular.

Jim Horn...

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When do we knock off?
Home offices, not for toffs,
I stagger to the desktop,
Yikes, another job!
Guess it won't take me long,
Piss off my phone, should be my song,
We can afford gas for cars vehicular,
But not allowed anywhere particular,
So, we work in the home office,
Jobs designed for masochists!...

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(preferably read in a Boston accent)

When pesky problems piss you off
At no one in particular,
Or bleeping blockheads boil your blood
To rage like old Caligula,
Or dawdling drivers make you mull
Mass homicide, vehicular,
Don’t blame yourself; it’s not your fault;
It’s just your darn amygdala....

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Metal bent and plastics shorn
along the street glitter adorn,
remains of combat vehicular
litter on oiled asphalt and tar.
Quickly towed, no cars remain,
Perhaps some water or other stain,
Why do they not clean up it all?
A message, perhaps of human fall.
Until the rain or employed hand
sweep away the remnants and sand....

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Poem for a quiet lockdown weekend ahead in Melbourne....

This is our Tour Le Dan,
Somewhere in a lucky land,
Going nowhere in particular,
in our cars vehicular,
Should we vote for Micky Mouse,
Instead of hiding in the house?
Yes, this is our Tour Le Dan,
Do you stand by Dan the Man?

(Dan is our noble Premier)...

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Genicular pertaining to the knee or 
to a structure that is bent like a knee.

Played with a program which was particular;
Turned out to be problem that is genicular,
And evidence traced;
Both knees replaced;
Now difficult sitting in an anything vehicular.

Jim Horn

Knee replacements does have its difficulties....

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Such a drab drag 
  city life has become
    that we tend to seek out 
      some sizzling highs
        in extreme sports 
          with spectacular incidents.

Thus, in the blur and haze 
  of speed-driving,
    we barrel down straight 
      and well-paved highways,
        zooming away, chasing 
          vehicular accidents!...

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The bustling,hustling and bumping of humans 
Vehicular moves
An early hour rush
We the fools rushed
The ease of a fool
The slowest thing in the human cosmos
At the crossroads we stood,
O yes FMC !
Beating traffic rules is in our blood ,
Opposite GTB are images of Ochendos
A rickety railway smiling at the banks
Smokes of suya tempting 
The heavenlies
Does the heavenliest eat suya? 
Adjacent are jobless readers jaw jawing politics 
At the newspapers stand
Umuahia my Second Home...

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