Short Vacationed Poems

For years we vacationed on Florida's west side
Building castles in the sand like the Chåteau de Versailles
Was proud as punch
Till some kid on it jumped
Thought it funny till momma tanned his backside...

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The reindeer vacationed in Denver

For three weeks well into December

     No magic dust needed

     To fly – they were “weeded”

But flight plans they couldn’t remember


*Written November 17, 2014.  (Colorado legalized marijuana)...

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He vacationed with his girlfriend in France,
Where, on the beach, he averted his glance.
Ignoring all the heat,
He kept cool and discreet,
While he carefully adjusted his pants.

'Twas praiseworthy how he tried not to look.
He cautiously put his nose in a book.
Big and itty-bitty,
What he missed, a pity,
'Til his girlfriend said, "please help me unhook."...

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Vacationed by a pebble beach -
Not sure why I remember it.
I try to give it special niche...
Vacationed by a pebble beach,
A long way off and hard to reach.
Between jobs, it was hard to fit!
Vacationed by a pebble beach -
Not sure why I remember it.


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5/7/2015

Contest - Memorable Vacations

Sponsor - Shadow Hamilton

3rd place win...

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There once was a young lassie from Cork
Who vacationed a time in New York
She met there a young man
Who made fun of her land
And he called the Wee people O'Rourke

Well, he took her to bed to atone
But he still wouldn't leave it alone
She said "Please leave "Wee" be
"Because it's plain to see
"You've got some Wee stuff of your own."



5 17-19
Syllable Count: 9 9 6 6 9 0 9 9 6 6 9...

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fall enters gaily
with a shower of bright leaves 
pushing summer out

I truly think that  it's a bummer
There only is three months of summer.

I sadly wave her on her way,
Summer whose stay is too soon gone.

Our summer, this year, was a winner.
We picnicked, vacationed and played.
The thermostat peaked before dinner
as we drank lemonade in the shade
and watched glorious sunsets fade

11/1/15...

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She had a craving for something sweet
    So she got herself a sugar daddy
      He gave her all her desired treats
         And put them in a caddie
 She was his favorite candy

     He called her his Sweetie
         And  bought her diamonds and pearls
  They vacationed in Tahiti
      Where turqouise waves would swirl
 And she would rock his world
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 Contest : Sweet Or Salty
Sponsor : Andrea Dietrich...

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