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For Beach Poetry Contest, sponsored by Rob Carmack

Vacationing in Saint-Tropez

He vacationed with his girlfriend in France,
Where, on the beach, he averted his glance.
Ignoring all the heat,
He kept cool and discreet,
While he carefully adjusted his pants.

'Twas praiseworthy how he tried not to look.
He cautiously put his nose in a book.
Big and itty-bitty,
What he missed, a pity,
Till his girlfriend said, "please help me unhook."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Parker Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Quite sensuous without smut. Congrats! ;O)
Crandall Avatar
June 1, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Thanks Arlo - I wanted to keep it R-rated!
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Cute one!! Congrats on the win
Crandall Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Thanks Andrea!
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Oh how cute! Very bawdy! Congratulations!! Xo
Crandall Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks Crystol!
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
David, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick set!
Crandall Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Wow - thanks Tania, it was fun!
Slaughter Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Well, David, I'd say that this certainly satisfies Tania's contest qualifications...funny and/or bawdy. BOL!
Crandall Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Thanks Jim!
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 10:23 AM
LOL! Quite a story within a limerick!
Crandall Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Thanks Kim - glad you liked it!
May Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Lol, Nicely done..
Crandall Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Thanks Joseph
Allison Avatar
May 6, 2024 at 11:15 AM
fun one david, good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Jones Avatar
May 5, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Hilarious! Enjoyed reading!
Crandall Avatar
May 6, 2024 at 9:17 AM
haha - thanks Karen!
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