Short Uterus Poems

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uterus of earth
sodden seeds in liquid dream
 ~ pretty pink petals ~

9th Place
5/7/2017...

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Heartfelt uterus patter
expectant mother feels her babe
exuding ultimate power
sensing new life will soon
become the most enthusiastic
exciting appendage to former self...

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Only A Uterus

Only a uterus does a woman possess,
Which is what to you I must confess;
Purpose serve;
Vive and verve;
God different bodies each sex did bless.

Jim Horn...

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4 bullets over ownership
desecrated uterus
and hands
they aren't mother's

by stuffed bunny toy donated hope
at  child
to whom God has forgotten to make a bed

simply
it makes you less human
browsing through...

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Cervix is a secret Tunnel..
It took me a long time to reach it..
I have seen the depts and deeper truth..
The deeper we go in cervix the more
Ozzy it becomes..
I earned my phD from Eva Elfie Selfie...
Note.Abortion is legal in some countries......

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A pregnant ewe
With a prolapsed uterus 
And the lambing season 
Hasn't even begun
Such are the problems 
That confront us here on the farm
As we tend the livestock 
Till the land and plant seeds, 

    Waiting for the harvest to arrive. 


         W.A CHOLT.  Copyright Fergal O Reilly.  2021

          9/8/21...

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A business lady has a hunch
You will enjoy, "Period Crunch"*
Your monthly cycle
Titillates Michael
Perfect for breakfast, not for lunch! 


* a new raspberry-flavoured
uterus-shaped cereal which
turns the milk red to enhance
discussion of a woman's
reproductive system!  Thanks for
bringing it up for breakfast!...

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Night sweats and crazy
Hot flashes and lazy
Mood swings and a body (?)
That looks pretty shoddy

Eating and bleeding and wanting to scream
These are a few of my Favorite Things

When your doctor
Says a shocker
that your
Uterus is a lobster

I simply remember to pretend I'm filled with glee
and then
I forget that my uterus is in atrophy...

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Elevators ride east going west
Leaning in the right direction
Girls inside grow up thin and rich
Pretty, beyond color, beyond touch
Once on the escalator of life 
Life goes sideways
The mall has it all at a cost
Uterus smiles, ideas spring forth 
Pink, beyond reach, beyond price
Women want what women need
Everything marked down twice
Below retail of course would be nice...

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A VISIT TO THE MORTUARY
Makinde Adebayo Adeniyi

Sleeping on the slab
Surrounded by kith and kin
In a conference of blab
No thought of sin
All opinions in the bin
Naked like a newborn 
Helpless like a lost chick
No thought about the morrow 
Dreams and aspirations long forgotten 
Intoxicated by silence 
None to see her fears
The future wrapped in loneliness 
Like a disappointed uterus 
Here ends the journey....

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The slimy backend of the American Dream
Coming to a screeching halt on an anonymous highway

The AC Press horrendously portrays the days events
Why do people read this discharge?
Isnt the same reason celebrity disaster magazines
Line every shelf of the checkout at the grocery?

This newspaper is the equivalent
Of a chain smoking, saggy faced
Ex waitress
With her uterus removed
Playing the lotto
And heading to Atlantic City
To get emulsified with alcohol...

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The Next Step In Human Evolution

By Elton Camp

Since human genes have been mapped
To new possibilities they have to adapt

Perhaps there will come a new way
One’s genetic instructions to convey

Genes composed of  A, T, G and C
May be sent just as quick as can be

Desired qualities they can then pick
Avoid those able to make a child sick

For a uterus there will be no need
Into a replicator the genes feed

Then will come an electronic whirl
And out will pop a baby boy or girl...

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