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Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
All I said was I hated her po-et-ry.
She put a red shirt in my white laun-der-y
now I wear pink underwear!

1/31/18

Copyright © Dale Gregory Cozart | Year Posted 2018

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February 22, 2018 at 9:51 AM

Too funny, Dale! Made me chuckle! Congrats on your win. Sandra :)

Dale Gregory Cozart

February 22, 2018 at 10:05 AM

Thanks very much, Sandra.

February 21, 2018 at 9:15 PM

Catching up on my poetry reading and came across this gem. Very good Dale, and I agree with several below as far as how funny it is and the stopping of the rhyme was genius but about pink, that was just to cold! Having to buy new clothes and all.....80)...(I would anyway)...............patrick

February 17, 2018 at 10:41 AM

Funny stuff Dale, congratulations...

February 16, 2018 at 11:39 PM

Congratulations on your win, Dale this is so funny something I would do!

Dale Gregory Cozart

February 17, 2018 at 8:31 AM

Thanks, Eve!

Barry Stebbings

February 16, 2018 at 8:16 AM

Funny, Dale! Congratulations on your win. // Barry.

Dale Gregory Cozart

February 16, 2018 at 8:32 AM

Thanks, Barry!

Connie Marcum Wong

February 5, 2018 at 12:44 PM

I have had this happen and your poem made me laugh. Of course it sure wasn't funny when it happened to me! Loved this one! : )

Dale Gregory Cozart

February 5, 2018 at 1:10 PM

Thanks, Connie!

February 3, 2018 at 12:00 PM

I must agree with Cheryl on this one. As a matter of fact, I wrote a poem entitled It Takes A Real Man To Wear Pink.

Andrea Dietrich

February 2, 2018 at 7:26 PM

hahahaha. That is such a cool ending. Unexpected too because it stops the rhyme!

January 31, 2018 at 8:55 PM

Hey real men wear pink, lol! Very funny write for the contest; good luck in it!~Che :)

January 31, 2018 at 6:20 PM

Serves you right! LOL

Dale Gregory Cozart

January 31, 2018 at 6:28 PM

But I hate pink!!

January 31, 2018 at 2:04 PM

ha ha ha absolutely hilarious Dale:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

January 31, 2018 at 2:09 PM

Thanks, Jan. You, too!

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