Ace In the Hell

God said, " Baseball  between us sounds swell"!

Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!

        "I know Mantle and Ruth play for you

         but there ain't a whole lot, they can do

cause  the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 12/9/2010 4:15:00 AM
Robert, the brilliance of your poems is the brilliance of your mind. Like the satire, those who write limericks as well as you show the earth pure, undiluted genius.
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Date: 10/24/2010 2:58:00 PM
Hey, Ralph, how do you not inhale while smoking? I guess it is the same way with tobacco as with marijuana? All I know is what I hear, like Clinton telling us "I never inhaled."
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Date: 10/13/2010 8:54:00 PM
hahaha. THis one was so good, Ralph. Wish it had gotten higher up! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 10/12/2010 11:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Ralph in Linda-Marie's contest "Let's Limerick". Love, Carol
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Date: 10/12/2010 7:56:00 AM
Congratulations Ralph on your worthy poem's success in Linda-Marie's contest.. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/12/2010 5:04:00 AM
congrats on HM..... Luv/best wishes ... Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 10/12/2010 3:25:00 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Ralph
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Date: 10/11/2010 11:33:00 PM
love it, congrats on your HM in the contest
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Date: 10/11/2010 9:14:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your HM in my Limerick contest.. appreciate your continued support with luv..
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Date: 10/11/2010 6:24:00 PM
lol, enjoyed your entry Ralph, good luck in the contest,..p.d.
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Date: 10/6/2010 10:49:00 AM
Well, I don't know much about sports but I get this one...Good luck in the contest..Sara
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Date: 10/6/2010 3:15:00 AM
Love it, exactly the way I see umpires. Hope you ace the contest. Thanks for reading and commenting on my work.
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Date: 10/5/2010 11:49:00 PM
LOL Another good one my friend.....Good Luck in the contest.....Larry
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