Ace In the Hell

God said, " Baseball  between us sounds swell"!

Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!

        "I know Mantle and Ruth play for you

         but there ain't a whole lot, they can do

cause  the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Smalling Avatar
December 9, 2010 at 4:15 AM
Robert, the brilliance of your poems is the brilliance of your mind. Like the satire, those who write limericks as well as you show the earth pure, undiluted genius.
Dietrich Avatar
October 24, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Hey, Ralph, how do you not inhale while smoking? I guess it is the same way with tobacco as with marijuana? All I know is what I hear, like Clinton telling us "I never inhaled."
Dietrich Avatar
October 13, 2010 at 8:54 PM
hahaha. THis one was so good, Ralph. Wish it had gotten higher up! LUv, Andrea
Brown Avatar
October 12, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Congratulations on your win Ralph in Linda-Marie's contest "Let's Limerick". Love, Carol
Freeman Avatar
October 12, 2010 at 7:56 AM
Congratulations Ralph on your worthy poem's success in Linda-Marie's contest.. Agape, Moses
Mehta Avatar
October 12, 2010 at 5:04 AM
congrats on HM..... Luv/best wishes ... Hitendra Mehta
Mehta Avatar
October 12, 2010 at 3:25 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Ralph
Roberts Avatar
October 11, 2010 at 11:33 PM
love it, congrats on your HM in the contest
Sweetheart Avatar
October 11, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Congrats Ralph on your HM in my Limerick contest.. appreciate your continued support with luv..
A   Avatar
October 11, 2010 at 6:24 PM
lol, enjoyed your entry Ralph, good luck in the contest,..p.d.
Kendrick Avatar
October 6, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Well, I don't know much about sports but I get this one...Good luck in the contest..Sara
Nutter Avatar
October 6, 2010 at 3:15 AM
Love it, exactly the way I see umpires. Hope you ace the contest. Thanks for reading and commenting on my work.
Belt Avatar
October 5, 2010 at 11:49 PM
LOL Another good one my friend.....Good Luck in the contest.....Larry
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