Short Twit Poems

Not all those who twit
set up for a wit.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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A sophisticated wit,
that's what's used by those who twit. 

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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twit twit twit, twitter
little blue bird was crossed out
now eXtinct eXcised...

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I can smell your odious wit
You are a fool. You are a twit
You did not call or even text 
Your outta hear - a good guy is next...

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This guy has so much TV fame
Pouty and sad who throws a baby fit,
I don’t believe I have to name….
Babyish twitter who makes me grit....

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China has it under control
Trump continues his hyperbole
Trump dares not admit
He's a lolo twit
The source of our soaring death toll!...

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The problem with your average twit,
When it comes right down to it,
Is not the twitiness he’s got,
But more the sense that he has not....

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I had a boss who thought he was it
He was an Egotistical Twit
When he passed away 
On funeral day
Only two people showed and that’s it
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" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "


Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”...

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Said the I-pad to the HP up tight
You just can’t get anything write
You’re a blathering twit
Lacking feeling or wit
Mindless “thoughts” lacking feeling or “byte”

John G. Lawless
©2/3/2023...

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Come what may
I’ll rue the day
If Trump should reign
What have we to gain?
This self-serving twit
Is never legit
And I for one
Wish he were done!

Written September 21, 2022...

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Down at the beach in the evening 
The dark sky, stars shining 
Bats flying above our heads 
Owls twit-twooing
The only people there
Everyone else away to bed

04/08/21
Bite Size Poem No 17 Poetry Contest...

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By wings of the breeze
Let me touch the valentine
I'll be your south heart

From the southern twit
Moon laughs on the starry lights
Sun kisses your smiles


© Mahtab Bangalee
09 February, 2022
Chattogram...

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Turbulent Winds Flow


cooling are the winds
ever so brews twit the skies
clouds slowing the sway

smoothing are the winds
slow moves spirit breath in skies
turbulent winds flow


11/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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Plants
Plants teach a way of living
Every action are for giving
They give us food to eat
Always and ever but never cheat
For any pollution if we meet
Something in air they always twit
They are the source of energy
For me,you and every clergy...

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brown specs mound hill like
 sand, grains of sugar-salt midst 
the top of the ground
~
 twit the grass flowing 
ripples running ants on and
climb over ant hills


Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
5/15/2024
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I`m late, so late and
Can no longer wait !
I`m in grave trouble and
soon will burst my bubble 
My efforts must redouble !
I`m truly in a pickle.
 

I`m truly in big ****
To this I must admit 
Am truly a star twit !
And forthwith must commit 
To stop with all this wit....

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Day after day .. night after night
We recite! Poems from memoirs, lose or gain
Again and again.
You fix one
Another comes!
We twit our time!
Reproaching nowadays.
We often blame others not ourselves.
We rode.
We grow old reciting a list of bad and good.
We should not or we should!?...

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Elon Musk bought Twitter for Trump
As Truth Social was in a slump
But now Elon frets
Trump does not pay debts
A chump in the dump takes a lump

Trump tells us all that he is wise
And we all know Trump never lies
Trump Tax Returns show
What IRS owe
Who could that possibly surprise?...

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Day after day
Night after night ...
We recite poems from memoirs, lose or gain 
Again and again ...
You fix one
Another comes!
We twit our time! 
Reproaching nowadays.
We often blame others not ourselves.
We rode.
We grow old reciting a list of bad and good.
We should not or we should!?

...

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I used to be a poet
Now I ain’t
I could rhyme then
But now I cain’t
I sit, an idle artist
Without paint
Beneath the flecking statue
Of a faded saint

The pigeons eye me sadly
As I sit
Devoid of any feeling
Without wit
The sweeper of the street
Thinks I’m a twit
As I peruse blank pages
I ain’t writ
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Within without inside out screaming
The pain is unbearable you beasty twit
If you would just lose a leg or an arm

Crippled down bunched up dreaming
Your back is like a rack of ribs on a spit
Shut off this awful belly juggling alarm

Turn up turn out cantankerous filled brain
Take a damn load off before you faint...

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Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
Contest Name	FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE 

Me Valentine

Me Valentine flashed past, bugger it,  
With some Galah, from Garah, a Tom Twit, 
Not needed for procreation, 
I’ve lost yet another sweet  ‘lation,’         (relation)
Sure of it, just having a blue black fit. 

Don Johnson...

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He smells like he came from a bin
the odour has stuck to his skin
For this fugly twit
with eau de armpit
is known as Big Ianto Bumchin

(This is about my smelly performing arts tutor.
He's well aware he stinks.
He just gets off on being as disgusting as possible.)


Jodie Williams for
Carolyn's Horrible bosses contest
17 Aug 2011...

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