Short Touts Poems

The true Kama Sutra statistic
Drives Bible believers ballistic
The "Good Book" touts war
But whatever for?
Making love is more realistic!...

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As the tall buildings go up east and west
Everyone touts theirs is taller and best
Though tall they may be
It's not hard to see
A library has more stories than the rest!...

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Keeps a foot in all camps
Knows all that goes around
Keg of wisdom he touts 
Keenly lends advice to
Kin and strangers till they
Kick and shut him out. Then
Kaput go his designs 

Written on:03/09/2017...

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I once knew a young fellow named Swanson
Who bragged about his enormous johnson
He caught it in a zipper
Which was a painful ripper
And now, he no longer touts his once-on. 

written August 14, 2021...

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Violence in a lorry’s heart
The cruelty of a swoop-hawk
Afflicting along a highway
Of a rural-urban stray;

And drivers in endemic pipes
Of high-life tunes of our folks
The angry touts shout and curse
Passengers in and out of trucks!...

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Welcome to the United States

Home of the new Russian empire

Half of you have the impression

That our Democracy should expire

You choose to bow down to some clown

Who touts Vladimir Putin

And you won't be satisfied

Until everyone starts shootin'

If you just want to be a slave

Your future it would behoove

Give our country a final wave

And pack up your guns and move

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I’ll never understand the drive 
To buy or own or wear
An item a celebrity 
Touts, thinking we will care.

But many do and run right out
To be the first to preen
In clothes or shoes they’ve noticed
In a fashion magazine.

Yet what if that celebrity 
Does something clearly wrong?
Attraction to his products 
Suddenly won’t be as strong.

That won’t be a dilemma
For a person such as me,
Who would never, in the first place,
Purchase anything by Ye....

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