Short Touts Poems
Short Touts Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Touts by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Touts by length and keyword.
The true Kama Sutra statistic
Drives Bible believers ballistic
The "Good Book" touts war
But whatever for?
Making love is more realistic!
Categories:
touts, religion,
Form:
Limerick
As the tall buildings go up east and west
Everyone touts theirs is taller and best
Though tall they may be
It's not hard to see
A library has more stories than the rest!
Categories:
touts, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Keeps a foot in all camps
Knows all that goes around
Keg of wisdom he touts
Keenly lends advice to
Kin and strangers till they
Kick and shut him out. Then
Kaput go his designs
Written on:03/09/2017
Categories:
touts, people,
Form:
Verse
I once knew a young fellow named Swanson
Who bragged about his enormous johnson
He caught it in a zipper
Which was a painful ripper
And now, he no longer touts his once-on.
written August 14, 2021
Categories:
touts, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Violence in a lorry’s heart
The cruelty of a swoop-hawk
Afflicting along a highway
Of a rural-urban stray;
And drivers in endemic pipes
Of high-life tunes of our folks
The angry touts shout and curse
Passengers in and out of trucks!
Categories:
touts, satire
Form:
Imagism
Welcome to the United States
Home of the new Russian empire
Half of you have the impression
That our Democracy should expire
You choose to bow down to some clown
Who touts Vladimir Putin
And you won't be satisfied
Until everyone starts shootin'
If you just want to be a slave
Your future it would behoove
Give our country a final wave
And pack up your guns and move
Categories:
touts, america,
Form:
Rhyme
I’ll never understand the drive
To buy or own or wear
An item a celebrity
Touts, thinking we will care.
But many do and run right out
To be the first to preen
In clothes or shoes they’ve noticed
In a fashion magazine.
Yet what if that celebrity
Does something clearly wrong?
Attraction to his products
Suddenly won’t be as strong.
That won’t be a dilemma
For a person such as me,
Who would never, in the first place,
Purchase anything by Ye.
Categories:
touts, celebrity, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme