Short Tightwad Poems
Short Tightwad Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tightwad by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tightwad by length and keyword.
Sinister Tightwad In Westminister
Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster
Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
tightwad, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Way Hey
There was a sailor in a bar downtown
Who had a need to be playing around
A tightwad was he
And frisky was she
He gave her a round - she blew the man down
August 2, 2018
Sea Tales Limirick Contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
Fifth Place...
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Categories:
tightwad, funny, lust, sea, song, word play,
Form:
Limerick
The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been worn!
A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
November 27, 2022
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Categories:
tightwad, christmas, december, funny, hilarious, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Confidences Travel Fast
He is...
She is....
I am....
We are....
News travels fast.
Especialy when it is self-revealing or telling
More especially if it is juicy or gloomy
He is a tightwad.
She is having an affair.
I am telling you in confidence.
Confidences travel faster than the IS.
Faster than the THEY.
Faster than the WE.
Weirdly enough....
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Categories:
tightwad, hello,
Form:
Free verse
Cheapskate
husband’s cheap gift wife’s
expression priceless wife drags
tightwad mate to court
Created and posted : 23 November 2020
Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin
NB A little humour never goes amiss.
Some men and women are so mean they should be sued is the moral.
I’ve a sneaking suspicion that this case is pointless!...
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Categories:
tightwad, betrayal, divorce, family, fun, happy, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Haiku
A Couple of Lims
TIGHTWAD TIMMY
Tightwad Timmy bought some very cheap meat
With fresh vege t'would be a nice tasty treat
But something was wrong
There was a strange pong
And maggots were dropping off by his feet...
FINGERLESS FRED
Fred lost his finger in a meat grinder
Offered a huge reward for the finder
But short sighted Sue
Used it in her stew
And felt poking and prodding inside her...
Written 14th January 2022....
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Categories:
tightwad, humor,
Form:
Limerick