Short Testicle Poems
Short Testicle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Testicle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Testicle by length and keyword.
The Bell Tale
The Bell's testicle
Frenchkissed its thighs with passion
A groan of pleasure....
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Categories:
testicle, funny, imagination,
Form:
Haiku
A Little Dumbstruck
Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical
By waking to find I’m without either testicle
[extract from Dumstruck Is Me for Your Funniest Couplet contest]
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
testicle, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Trump and Seminal Vesicle
Trump and Seminal Vesicle
Should see Trump's seminal vesicle
Has shriveled up just like his testicle
When you have heard his vernacular
Would think they were spectacular
Might be a dreamer who is mystical.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
testicle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Horny Dude
Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
Penis
- Propeller...
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Categories:
testicle, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
Day Two After My Dog’s Neutering
My dog looks at me,
don’t wanna know what he’s thinking
missing one testicle now,
'thanks to me'.
I offer him a treat a reward a bribe if you will
to forgive and forget, but.
He turns his head away from me.
“Come on boy” I say “it’s your favorite,
a bacon-flavored dog biscuit”, but then I think.
Not a fair trade by no means,
who am I kidding?...
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Categories:
testicle, dog,
Form:
Free verse