Short Swigged Poems
Short Swigged Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Swigged by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Swigged by length and keyword.
Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye-Oh
Get your knees up, Mother Brown,
For tonight we're going to town.
Under the table, you might go
It won't be knees up though
It will be from the pints swigged down....
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Categories:
swigged, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Twist My Tongue For Poetry Contest
Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's,
Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged.
Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid -
Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged!
1/17/20...
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Categories:
swigged, drink, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Elmo Elmo
Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big screw propeller
Elmo Elmo (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014...
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Categories:
swigged, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The Swill To Believe
“A man convinced against his will
Is of the same opinion still”—
But though we will with all our might,
A sober thought still wins that fight.
A fairer rhyme I thus propose,
Our feckless follies to expose:
“A man convinced by stubborn will
Has surely swigged some sturdy swill.”...
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Categories:
swigged, funny, humor, humorous, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
Oktoberfest
Stopped at an Oktoberfest
Just to catch the scene -
Big steins of beer, a German band,
Appropriate cuisine.
Some lederhosen wearers
Did compete at beanbag toss,
Then swigged their pilsners cheerfully
With every win or loss.
The port-a-potties waited
With a needed job to fill,
For after every jumbo stein,
I guess you know the drill.
We only stayed a while
On this bright day in Oktober
For I think it would be much more fun
To patrons not quite sober....
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Categories:
swigged, october,
Form:
Rhyme