Short Suppositories Poems
Short Suppositories Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Suppositories by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Suppositories by length and keyword.
Wince
I went to my doctor, the useless jackass
He gave me some suppositories for gas
I ain’t being funny
For what good they’ve done me
I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass...
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Categories:
suppositories, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
These Damn Laxatives.
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I am so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass....
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Categories:
suppositories, funny
Form:
Rhyme