Short Stapler Poems
Short Stapler Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stapler by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stapler by length and keyword.
Ouch Prevention
The world perfected toilet paper
~ before they thought of the stapler...
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Categories:
stapler, giggle, history, humor, time,
Form:
Monoku
Novice Teacher Mistake
Was as a new teacher, Miss Prissy McClair
Put bulletin boards up standing on chair
Stapler fell down
Chair fell on the ground
She's upside down with her feet in the air...
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Categories:
stapler, humor, humorous, school, teacher,
Form:
Limerick
Statham's Strategic Strikes and Stapler Struggles
Statham, as Arthur, a hitman so slick,
Said, "Targets? I'll deal with them quick!"
He'd plan with a frown,
Then knock targets down,
"But this paperwork? Makes me feel sick!"
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(Jason Statham in The Mechanic)
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Categories:
stapler, film, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My Desk
Kleenexes
Clorox wipes
A roll of tape
Kitty cat eyes on a pink pencil box
red apple peeks out behind yellow thermos
hand sanitizer
unused pencil sharpener because I forgot I had one
three folders with lesson plans
a marked up notebook
laptop computer
stapler
my desk is on fire with usefulness today...
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Categories:
stapler, work,
Form:
List
Micromanaging
Micro-managing her employees is what she does best.
Showing them how to use a spatula, stapler and scissors
Assuming they cannot pour water into a sink without her supervision
The employees have their resumes out in all directions
And her uncle who hired her has no idea of he is losing his company
For after she became the boss he retired to the beach
Having no idea what nepotism has done...
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Categories:
stapler, work,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Fallen Asleep
Reaching for the Couch,
Laying for a snooze.
As fast as a wink,
The alarm clock buzzed,
Jerking my entranced body alive.
On the floor were documents, files, Stapler.
My table wore a different look.
Like one of which, a maniac dwells.
The laptop wasn't in view.
Drawers were all open.
The money! Mr. Zack!
My lips remained opened,
While my feet sought for strength.
All that counts, were lost.
In 10 minutes, recreation turned agitation....
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Categories:
stapler, memory,
Form:
Free verse
An Unfinished List
A “PAPA” coffee cup
Not quite as old as
Those who gave it to me.
An old metal stapler,
Part fastener, part weapon.
27 pencils which
Can never be found when needed.
Notes, scribbled cursive
The hieroglyphics of the elderly.
A seven and one half pound,
Dust covered, Dictionary/Thesaurus
A Poetry for Dummies manual
A collection of “mystery folders”
That I am afraid to open
An heirloom collection
Of paper clips
The scent of bacon
And pancakes….
Gotta go....
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Categories:
stapler, humor, life, writing,
Form:
List
The Drawer of a Decent Woman
A copy of the poem " A Drawer of a Decent Soul" that she practices
A copy of the poem " A Drawer of a Decent Man" that she utulizes
A stapler to hold together things with all her power and strength
One remote control to a robot with three hands since two is not enough
One tube of muscle cream for her back for carrying many extra loads
Three folders filled with creative ideas to help provide for the family
One alarm clock set in intervals to make sure her tasks are complete...
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Categories:
stapler, inspirational
Form:
List