Ouch Prevention

The world perfected toilet paper
                               ~ before they thought of the stapler
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
June 23, 2022 at 2:39 AM
Oh, man! The imagery I conjure make me feel the pain.
Slaughter Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 11:20 AM
Ouch, indeed, Gershon! This is an image that will take some time to get out of my head. Hello, again, after my short vacation from PS. Glad to see you're still here imparting your unique sense of humor...however painfully implied.
Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 8:20 PM
Looks as if you got the message here, Jim. Welcome back to you! Life and Light, Gershon
Baker Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 4:33 PM
I'm going with toilet paper, even though they double the price this year. :-) Bill
Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 8:19 PM
Toilet paper or sandpaper. I still prefer the former. lol.
Rodrigues Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 3:36 PM
Toilet paper is more unifying, is it not? LOL
Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 8:18 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Tor Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 2:12 PM
Lol!!
Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 8:18 PM
I'll take laughter over tears any day -- unless they're tears of joy. :) gw
Faulkner Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 11:43 AM
Ever had a paper cut? Ouch city!
Wolf Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 11:51 AM
Ha, ha! 'Ouch city!' Love it. Thanks, Michelle.
Cheney Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 10:57 AM
A bum shine outdoes a swingline? :)
Wolf Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 11:51 AM
I guess so...
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