Short Squealed Poems

Russian nuking fears
Nagasaki in Japan
A fat man has squealed...

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When I tried to lick an icy pop,
When bike riding, with two-up on top.
I screamed and you squealed
As ice cream, revealed
Two riders fly head over heels plop...

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It was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena...

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Tulsi Gabbard shocked the whole town
When she claimed that Jesus was brown
Trump squealed, "That can't be!
He looks just like me!"
Orange hair looks like thorny crown?...

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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'Ms. Flat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."...

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Can surely remember back in the forties
Female drivers were a real rarity
My sisters took the wheel
So petrified. I squealed
Still remember to this day, it gave me the willies...

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Can surely remember way back in the forties
Female drivers were certainly a rarity
When sisters took the wheel
So petrified I squealed
Still remember to this day, it gave me the willies...

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Limerick : Once a Pathan paid for a brandy

Once a Pathan paid for a brandy
While in the company of (a) Dandy
Dandy was all so gay
He squealed like a blue jay
While Pathan jumped up on his bounty.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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This little piggy robbed the market.
This little piggy burgled homes.
This little piggy was a chicken thief.
This little piggy thought scams were fun.
Four little piggies squealed “Waaa waaa waaa” in jail, missing home.

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Thrilled

she squealed

fear weaving

bark in her face

munched on robbed dog food

of one wealthy

as she starves

she's poor

kneeled

Written: June 27, 2021

Ninette Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger...

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Last night I showed my humble gratitude
To a sweet sow with pulchritude
She served as a shield
Or I would've squealed
When the farmer wanted me barbequed

Now, all she eats is pizza; Totino's
Whines that she needs help with the bambinos
But diapers are crappy
Not a chore for pappy
I'd rather gamble at the casino...

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The Mouse

I was going to bed,
after the trip to the med.
But then I saw something,
It looked frightening.

It squealed terrible shrieks,
from what looked Like beaks.
It was small,
with a creepy claw.

It frightened me,
It was so creepy!
But as soon as I ran out of the house,
I found out it was just a mouse....

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She sobbed, screamed, screeched, squealed…
He howled, hollered, hissed, hooted…
The hearing seemed tug-of-war-filled.
The judge smiled and said: "Equaled!
So, your wish to reunite is confirmed!'
They frantically hugged, kissed. In celluloid. 


04 June 2021
Bite Size Poem no.4 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier...

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The cows, they lowed
   The sheep, they bleated
The pigs, they squealed
   Herded together tight, overheated

Squeezed into lines
   Individuality stripped
Indignity's design
   Poked, prodded, whipped

through airport corridors
  lines stretching forever
making tasty hors d'oeuvres
  for blue-uniformed beasts, however......

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To life, and all the hangers-on
Who’ll endure when the others have gone?
“We will,” hissed the cockroaches
“Don’t forget us,” squealed the rats
Ah yes, the rats
The idiom kings
“Rat race”
“Fight like cornered rats”
“Like rats leaving a sinking ship”
“Drown like rats”
Except for that last one
You guys are resilient...

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A baby was born
He
So small and perfect
Was
Ten fingers and toes
Too
An angelic baby girl
Alive
They called her Cammy
To
A bundle of Joy
Die

She
He had 4 children
Giggled
And 6 grandchildren
Easily
Grampy the toddlers squealed
Amused
Young at heart, 70 to the eye
What
Shocked was putting it mildly
Absolute 
10 worlds turned upside down
Perfection...

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Dancing goodness filled each corner of her heart
She was a ballerina today and it was marvelous for sure!
She twirled and pirouetted and loved every movement

Enjoying her glittery lace up slippers as much as any girl could
I am a dancer! She squealed to her daddy who had come to watch
He saw her mother in her, and he smiled, loving her even more
Which until this second he had not thought possible...

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she waddled over and stuck in her toe
ooh! it’s cold she squealed with a feminine glow
the rest of us sows ignored her, she is a drama queen
she walked out to the end of the diving board then, so serene

she won’t ever jump one of the hogs said, she’s a faker
she passed gas all the way back, she is a real quaker
we rolled over and ignored her, which really got her goat
the next thing we knew, she was out in a boat...

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Christmas isn't always as good as they say
One year it was too warm to be white
I had a cold that lasted 3 days
and my sister and I got in a fight

At dinner my dad sneezed out his blue glass eye
He tried to catch it, but it was too late
It flew all the way across the table
and landed in my sisters plate

She squealed, jumped up and spilled her tea
and ruined my new lime green Polk-a-dot sweater
Christmas isn't always as good as they say
Sometimes it's even better!...

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Children of stink, cannot smell the rose.
Lithium in their blood
fathers were happy.

Power over the fire of groins,
was a music to ears.
Everything else was secondary.

The wishes squealed
on the mattresses.
Grief was served in the bed.

Big tears flowing
on the cheeks of ice.
Antarctica was crying.

Sexed up vendetta
did not kill a fly.
Bee was hovering over the heads.

I will expand till infinity.
Life will take care
of ferocious clauses.


SATISH VERMA...

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