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Short Squatted Poems

Short Squatted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Squatted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Squatted by length and keyword.


Messy Bessie
Bessie, out hiking, had to pee,
She glanced about, choosing a tree;
To her distress
She made a mess:
Windward, she’d squatted, not alee....

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© David Bose  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: squatted, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Vignette-A Breeze In the Trees
Deep down in the Wild Wood
An empyty mansion stood-
Stoats & weasels squatted there for nowt,
Ratty,Mole & Badger with a loud shout
Helped careless Toad to kick them out....

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Categories: squatted, animals, imagination,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Birthing Person From Perth
There once was a birthing person from Perth
He/She/It battled quite a hefty girth
  Couldn't sit, so she squatted
  Reputation mud-spotted
But oh man, could she push when she gave birth...

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Categories: squatted, birth, confusion, identity, satire,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Michael Kisssed Me
michael kissed me
held my hand at the movies
opened the truck door for me
then one night
he squatted on one knee
my heart dropped
as he proposed
with tears i agreed
then
michael kissed me again...

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Categories: squatted, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Just Liven With the Virus
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The bug moved in
squatted
stole from the fridge
soiled the bathroom
played loud music all night.
That bug can't live without us
it can't spread without us
it can't live alone, ever.
Yet now we're inviting it
in to stay.
Just liven with the virus...

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Categories: squatted, health,
Form: Free verse



Kitty's Call of Nature
The little kitten pawed at the ground
Dug out the earth
The way its mama taught it
Then it squatted
And as though recalling something
Looked around
To ensure no eyes were watching

Its eyes met mine-
His, cowrie shaped and green
Mine, big, brown and curious-
And wide eyed
Perhaps horrified
It jumped away
And went round 
The far corner of the house....

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Categories: squatted, animals, funny, pets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member yum yum honey
Sweetie the bear followed the honey smells for a mile.
When he reached it, he gave everyone a growl and a smile.
When they saw his large teeth they backed away from the barrel.
He headed toward the honeycomb, straight as an arrow.

The bees were not happy, so they tried to sting.
But his fur and skin are so thick, it was not a thing.
He squatted down and stuck in his giant paw.
The rest of us were gone now, it is all I saw....

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Categories: squatted, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Halitosis
A man has gone once to a fake dentist,
Complaining of his decayed tooth and halitosis;
He was asked to take big deep breaths with open mouth,
While squatted long on a high dental couch.

Few moments later, silent bomb exploded in the clinic,
Rotten smell wanted him and the dentist to panic;
He said, “Sorry Doc, I’ve farted out loud by chance”,
 “Fart-tastic!” said Doc. “Halitosis has moved down and gone!”

Sept. 26, 2021  5.29pm...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: squatted, funny,
Form: Verse
Premium Member All Jambed Up
All Jambed Up


He just squatted and left it there
nestled gently on the edge and left
without looking back, no trace of regret
following him as he walked away forever
she watched him unsure of what had
been the catalyst for his inane behavior
what had prompted his actions and why
he just squatted and left it there



John G. Lawless
10/22/2014

submitted for - 8 Lines 7 Words Enjambment – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Rick Parise...

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Categories: squatted, confusion,
Form: Verse
Hard-Boiled Goose Eggs
Direct me to the One selling magic beans-
my few remaining coins burn pocket holes
(and this is my last good pair of trousers)

nothing else worked, nor made a lick-o-sense
magic beans may sprout into something real,
maybe give me something to believe in

no enegy/ desire to slay dragons
pop-squatted my share of (un)golden eggs.
Need an upwardly mobile vacation

momentarilly take me to new heights,
at least envision my head in the clouds
searching for gold, (settling for silver)...

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Categories: squatted, analogy, imagery, magic,
Form: Prose Poetry