Short Spud Poems
Short Spud Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Spud by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Spud by length and keyword.
Devils Tater Patch
Devils ‘Tater patch
Hungry from hiking hills
Not a single spud...
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Categories:
spud, mountains,
Form:
Haiku
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tank filled with green crud
on the bottom like a spud…
goldfish was a dud...
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Categories:
spud, animals, death, pets
Form:
Haiku
Tank Fest Tanka
Tim went to the Bovington Tank Festival...
baking in hot sun
spud boy wargasms like blitzkrieg
contemplating tanks
injustice of war ice cream
chocolate shrapnel sprinkled...
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Categories:
spud, education, food, humorous, military, sun, time, war,
Form:
Tanka
Spud's Night Out
A young potato put his jacket on,
Going out for some dance and song,
All the girls hearts skipped a beat
Upon seeing Spud and his dancing feet,
He got mashed when he danced too long....
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Categories:
spud, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Ok Abe, Your Up Next
Ok Abe, you’re up next
Oh the fickle finger of fate
HG tags me..the hour is late.
I’ll be glad to pass on the spud..
Please…don’t drop with a thud
Our talented Abe will surely respond
By tagging someone of whom he is fond
This game is raucous, writing such fun,
For our Souper Abe ..take it and run…....
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Categories:
spud, funny, on writing and words
Form:
Light Verse
Baked Potato
To cook a baked potato
You need lots and lots of time –
Enough to write a longer poem
Than this, and all in rhyme.
Mitch Hedberg,* in his deadpan way,
Joked with exaggeration –
Toss a spud into the oven and
Just go off on vacation.
He may be right – I baked one,
Eighty minutes by the clock,
But my husband took a bite and it
Was harder than a rock!
*one of my favorite comedians...
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Categories:
spud, food,
Form:
Rhyme
French Fries
It’s time!
Spud,
You’re unearthed,
Exposed,
Don’t go all mushy,
I love your style,
Thinking about you,
Taste buds dance,
My little French fry,
Attractively dishy,
You’re quite a meal,
Deep-fried and hot,
To think dear,
Once just a potato,
Now far from your roots,
Everyone,
Wants part of you,
Quickly!
Let me reach,
I’m thinking!
Tomato sauce,
Hmm!!!!!
04/03/2017
Wendy Jae...
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Categories:
spud, poetry,
Form:
Personification
Lasting Thought
LASTING THOUGHT
One less tat on the plate, makes for a trimmer waistOne tat too many, a extra inch on your waist graced
Indiana Shaw . . .
"Surveys show since the coronavirus comsumption of potatoes has gone up
by 15%, mind so has the comsumption of wine" . . .
"More wine Sir, with your baked spud" . . . ; )...
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Categories:
spud, imagery, judgement, voice,
Form:
Couplet