Short Splutter Poems

I’m so annoyed
I’ve lost my swimming goggles
They’re down here somewhere...

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splutter splatter rain 
floods earth and greens countryside;
need to be with you 




Haiku syllable count 5/7/5...

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Lady Alice Hamilton from Nambucca,
Was a large lady that enjoyed her tucker,
            At any posh soiree
     She'd seat herself by the buffet,
Eating so much she would sometimes splutter....

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Cough cough splutter splutter
Wheezing breath with every word I utter
Sniff sniff sneeze sneeze
Aches and pains i'm on my knees
Wish this cold would leave me be
Must keep warm or I'll freeze...

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There was an old chap from Calcutta,
Who bought a new wood as a putter.
‘A bogey?’ he coughed.
‘This green isn’t soft -’
And swallowed a ball in mid-splutter.

For Craig’s Golf limerick contest, 31st March...

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     mine lips splutter
          with drawl
      whilst yourn lips
             burble
             babble
 
             feign'n
     the delicious taste
                uv
               love

                 ,)...

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Crackling, sizzling, spice
Feelings of hatred, anger entice 
Spear made with fire ice

Splutter, spurning, roar
This volcano does outpour 
Feel my anger soar

Dancing, enhancing,
This anger everlasting,
Sorrow spell casting...

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Fen Blow another blow to farmers and their workers, 

as the wind joyously exhaused itself knocking the crops 

for six, drying the land of nutrients that are coughed up as prices will  

cause consumers to splutter as everyone to curse the damn dry wind in Spring!...

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A whinstone varigated thoughtless vegetative scrumptious.
A thanksgiving theology scrupulous splutter simultaneous.
A wistful zephyr as a wizened face vehemently wiseacre,
A filibuster recommends fiddlesticks to extradite fabulous.
An extraordinary amusable, desirable or sustainable flush....

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With every word you utter,
there you go you splutter,
thanks to my old ears,
I can hardly hear,
your yelling and ugly,
maybe dear your hungry.

I never argue with buffoons,
they'll waste your afternoons,
I've learned this over the years,
It's good that I can't hear,
so splutter away my dear.

...

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Throughout the ages an aching sigh,
dispersed by waves on rabid seas which only splutter,
swept up by gusts that mask a cry which disappears
across the nettle voids,
this raw dispatch of fatal wound backlog,
atonal antiphon amok,
a caution light epistle
back in time to be quenched by secret language never heard....

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Saša Milivojev - ICE AGE

 

An endless plate of ice

The camel carries me

Treading heavily

Icy tears from sobbing splutter

It stumbles

Over the tips of the pyramids

Weeping

The soul is wrenched

My firefly is not here

At nine

As it once was

 

 
Saša Milivojev

www.sasamilivojev.com...

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Those who have a lot to say
Make sure that they get heard
And even if discouraged
They are often undeterred.

While those who rarely speak their mind
Find quiet is preferred,
Yet sometimes in their silence
They are granted the last word.

The jabberers who bloviate
May splutter, rage and roar
But the more they prattle, we will find
Them easy to ignore....

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