Short Sneezy Poems

This little tubby cousin 
Of the dolphins has no beak.

He’s very shy and talks, 
Not with a click, but with a sneezy squeak!...

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His mother taught him to say, "Please"
Before eating Limburger cheese
Each beat of his heart
Propelled a cheese fart
He tried to hide behind a sneeze...

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Sensor on a relay, really?
These Brand-New cars,
aren't very easy.
It's like playin Parcheesi,
with old fartin sneezy.
Yeah, these brand-new cars,
sure, aren't very easy....

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Icky, 
sneezy, 
sleazy, 
ugly
virus called Cold. Icky, sneezy luck.
Free me from this sleazy, ugly yuck!


(Inspired by Debbie Guzzi's
 encouragement to try new forms ..so blame her! :) 5/29/11...

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Pollen 

     Fallin'




           Sneezy

                Wheezy




                         Seed flies

                              Red eyes




                                          Nose-run

                                               No Fun!...

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snippy snappy sneezy snarly snail
met Melton Mickey, a piece of mail
preening privately in potter’s pail
saying Selena’s son Shawn should shortly sail

allowing alloys, alligators and aliens ale
believing beyond bunker boy’s blueblood bale
kicking kindhearted kiwi into kangaroo kale
amusing snippy snappy sneezy snarly snail...

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Snuggle
Cuddly, sneezy, sleepy, tiring
Daughter of the seventies
Lover of chocolate, coca cola, and cheddar cheese
Who feels old, tired and useless
Who fears grey hair, wrinkles and flab
Who would like to see(but not likely in this life...)weight loss, peace and love, and regularity
Resident of Coolsville-USA
Bunny




I hope this made you all smile^u^
                                         U...

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As my nose twitched,
before the coming sneeze,
time froze, anticipation heightened,
awaiting its inevitable release.

I surfed the bardo,
my thoughtless attention animated,
wherein fulcrum of tremors,
could not be located.

The tumbler did fall,
when I least expected;
I covered my face,
that others be protected.

As for the act,
expelling saliva and air,
it’s a learnt art,
I perform with flair....

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Winter slowly wakes with an ice-cold nose.
Spends much of its time sneezy winds it blows. 

Spring’s wardrobe full of floral foulard feigns change.
Dresses then frolics in daydreams of blue-sky mountain range. 

Summer stands tall at the peak of its height.
Glistening body, warm bright smile, and remains everyone’s delight. 

Autumn, the forgotten child of the four seasons,
hides behind Summer, always runs to Winter, and envies Spring without reason....

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