Short Sith Poems

Like many others I love this myth,
celebrate once (or twice for the Sith);
Geeks know 'Han Shot First' is truth;
May the fourth be with you 
if you know the real date is May twenty fifth....

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Cupid

Cupid's arrows wiltered me; they hasten the Death of Man
Cupid's arrows wiltered me; they hasten the death of Men
Although Allah is bewildered, the Titans grow ever so near.
Lurking beneath Mercury's shoulders, is Cait Sith of Final Fantasy near.
My cat, Cloudy, is mid-portioned grey not black. A Cait Sith, perhaps? indeed, Cloudy...
Little Angel.
Cupid, you Devil!...

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For pool noodle lightsaber to make
Start needs be with pool noodle.
If not a sith lord you wish to be
Half a noodle is all you need.

The force of duct tape be with you!
A handle you wrap, silver be color.
Details you need, black stripes numbered three.
Electrical tape energy will the force fill you with.

Two vertical strips added must be
Finished your pool noodle lightsaber is awesome
Added special effects needed are.
Boys to hit must come also....

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