Short Shtick Poems
Short Shtick Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shtick by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shtick by length and keyword.
Joe be nimble
Joe be quick
Joe is a plagiarizer
Who stole his shtick
Joe be simple
Joe be sick
Joe can’t remember
Which reporter to pick
while walking
seeing before me
a rock sticking out
of the ground suddenly
i stumbled
on to something
that blew my mind
as if the sky wasn't blue
enough
Form:
Lipstick on the collar his only flaw
From the late night lover he just saw
Washed his shirt real quick
But forgot his shtick
He'll burn in Hell when she sees him raw
Like a zombie at a town picnic
Scarfing brains in my room, like a shtick
My costume I offed
For I retched and coughed
Mom said, "That was the ultimate trick!"
October 30th, 2019
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The quill writes, the poem stands real and tall,
some contests are moving targets, bright and slick.
Each contest entry just makes it wobble, fall~
please tell me this is all just harmless shtick.
they were in the wilderness hunting deer with a stick
I know this sounds like a corny joke, but it is no shtick
the hound led his master through brambles thick
while the deer laughed their antlers off, hard and quick
Politics
in Hyde Park
was at the end of a shtick
FDR’s mouthpiece
a cigarette holder
suspended over
his spinning wheels
Pearl Harbor
a puff of smoke
It was a new deal
It was big
The peace pipe
signaling
W A R
USA
evened the score
What’s the shtick with coffee?
Why can my love, grow so cold, so fast?
Before microwaves, we’d keep to a tiny cup at a time
with no creamer. A little bit of the grind to warm us up-
a love so strong, kept on the fire. Cool beans*
2/14/203
*Sounds good
taking an
ordinary
stick and
stuttering
didn't do
the trick
sssstick
so this
time i
took the
gag from
my mouth
pronouncing
sssshtuck
what the fah
kidding i did
it again then
realized that
i needed to be
juggling at the
same time and
out came
shtick
Form:
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
I Can’t Get No Satisfaction/written by Mick Jagger/Keith Richards
there is an old man named Mick
who uses music as his shtick
when he tries to get some action
he seems to get no satisfaction
even though he thinks he’s pretty slick