Short Shits Poems

Children are naughty little shits 

Who behave like their parents...

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I'm begging all scientists, do not even try,
To make an elephant out of a fly.
Such creature, when job will be a fully complete,
Will fly like a fly and like an elephant shits!...

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Julia Ward free verse contest: Polly in politics

I'm Cynical of Polly

They say she's pretty, Polly,
even though she shits on the media,
content to repeat 
whatever her keepers teach for a bit of golden carrot.
Yes --
she's a real polly-tician!...

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Can't get rid,
tried wiping on the mat.
Shits too ingrained
the smell just lingers.

Fumigation is futile,
I can't escape.
You just won't leave
Please go go go.

I think at last
you're gone for good.
Then STRIKE,
Back once again.

Leaving's so hard
for you to get.
Don't  boomerang
Please, go go go....

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I wish for you,
Everyday everwhile!
I go on my way,
Even if its summer!

I will follow this,
Till you get cleared!
All through the shits,
You be so pissed!

I will make you out of it,
Just have faith ,
And show your teeth!

Leave all stuff on its own,
It will crawl away...
In the ground,
Leaving you a crown...
...

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one two three four war
trust who compose dome
sure work of the group
invisible blow away-
no breath re erase!
soul this secret make
me a speaker naught
say know more profound
medium of sound eare
the soul look for quest
errent spirit sky
strikin watch not hear
the devil prays the skill
almost book to book
science of shits least
i bring famous
deliving the masses 
sparkle ship this way!...

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