Short Shirty Poems
Short Shirty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shirty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shirty by length and keyword.
Minted Attitude
Short, sharp and shirty
birds do not meddle as man
does with mint for lamb...
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Categories:
shirty, garden,
Form:
Haiku
Flirting Boyfriend
Giggling Girty became quite shirty
When her boyfriend was acting flirty,
With a handful of mud
Delivered with an awful thud
Her boyfriend is now dizzy and dirty....
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Categories:
shirty, children, humorous, boy,
Form:
Limerick
Shirty
Molly had a chat with Bert,
Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt,
She preferred her sauces in glass bottles,
The plastic monstrosities she'd like to throttle,
As she said this, she gave a squirt,
Squirting tomato sauce all over Bert's shirt...
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Categories:
shirty, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Clean Sister, Dirty Brother
Leany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to take a shower,
He washed himself with muddy buddy,
Never smelling like a flower.
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Categories:
shirty, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
He's a Real Pain
A dental assistant named Bertie
Found patients could sometimes get shirty
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'
This old joke drove Bertie insane
Still he laughed at it once again
But the dental staff
Had the biggest laugh -
This gentleman’s surname was Payne!
06~08~17...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick