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Short Shirty Poems

Short Shirty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shirty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shirty by length and keyword.

Flirting Boyfriend
Giggling Girty became quite shirty
When her boyfriend was acting flirty,
With a handful of mud 
Delivered with an awful thud
Her boyfriend is now dizzy and dirty....

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Categories: shirty, children, humorous, boy,
Form: Limerick

Minted attitude

                                 Short, sharp and shirty 

                                 birds do not meddle as man

                                 does with mint for lamb...

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Categories: shirty, garden,
Form: Haiku
Clean Sister, Dirty Brother
Leany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to take a shower,
He washed himself with muddy buddy,
Never smelling like a flower.

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Categories: shirty, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HE'S A REAL PAIN
A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke drove Bertie insane Still he laughed at it once again But the dental staff Had the biggest laugh - This gentleman’s surname was Payne! 06~08~17

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Categories: shirty, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick