Short Shaves Poems

Short Shaves Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shaves by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shaves by length and keyword.


Premium Member Sherry

There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy
Form: Limerick


No More Close Shaves

This grave with barber Bob is blessed ~
He was a cut above the rest!


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Form: Epitaph

Marley Muringakumwe

Given board and room.
 A face, teeth, soccer ball feet and an almost perfect face. Funny when he shaves, He craves, begs, checks and says.... "Ndakamuka."
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Active Volcanoes

How many volcanoes are there worldwide Roughly fifteen hundred, that leaves me wide-eyed Hope they behave Don't want no close shaves Here in my Canada, we've got nowhere to hide
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Sick Child

A 
Child
Sick
With cancer
Upset from illness
Feeling ugly from the hair loss
Depressed feels alienated wants to die because of all
Mother feels all the pain isolation of her daughter, she goes into bathroom shaves head
Form: Fibonacci


Premium Member Imaginary Boxes

philosophy facts...
start with something quite simple...
something worth saying...

...a barber shaves beards
...of those who don't shave themselves
...who shaves the barber

logic conundrums...
require out of box thought...
...no barber exists...
© Sand Blown  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Chronic Acid Reflux

A perfectly predictable purplish tabby cat misbehaves
Dancing across magnificent magpies excavated graves
Squirming yellow shining housefly larvae she enslaves
Swimming  through thick sticky b-positive tidal waves
A polka dotted butterfly with stiletto and cream shaves
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member One More Thing

one more thing the guy said
she has no hair
herman was stunned.
what?

she doesn’t believe in it.
she thinks it makes women vain.
she shaves her off.  Okay, Herman says.

not wanting to meet her at all.
wishing he had not agreed to a blind date
until he sees her eyes.
kindest hazel he has ever seen.

Evolution

Barking
Coughing
Growling
Snarling 
Not a little
Loving 
Darling
Six a.m and
Waking up
Looking for
His breakfast cup
Tea will wake
The addled brain
Make the man 
Himself again
Showers shaves
Dons cologne
Giving hair
Final comb
Checking tie
Shoes to lace
Ready for
The human race

© John W Fenn  14-05-2009
© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
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Premium Member Haiku S-A-S

Short
Haiku hiatus
Powerful and wonderful
A waffle-free zone

And
Three lines together
So observations recorded
Synergistic sum

Sharp
A needle sows scene
A razor shaves the landscape
Rapier round-up

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Haiku set  written 20 February 2022
(checked with poetry soup syllable counter)
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Ocean In You

Sounds of the ocean
Waves in your mind
Rounds of lost emotion
Raves that cuts and bind

Bounds of the blue ocean
Shaves your deep mind
Mounds of tranquil notion
Saves your lost mind

Ocean in you
Mind in the wilderness
Ark of the deep sea
Fathom at its vastness

Ocean in you
Sails in the Neverworld
Depths of you
Fairyland of the unending world
Form: Rhyme

Rest My In Love

You are my soul, you express rhymes
In every verse, songs of lovers

You have flowed like bright blue in the desert of my heart

The heart is closed by your love and your love shaves my life

You repeat your sadness on me
You tie invisible hands to Sera

My heart groans from exhaustion
Our sleepless nights do not rest

Don't sit in the hearts of heroes
Don't take the desire of my intellect to your door

Don't fall asleep until I come to you

Rest my life in you love

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