Short Sarcastically Poems
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“there isn’t
a stalk of
celery with
sense enough”
- says Sarah,
sarcastically,
simply asked
her favourite
flavour of
funeral dress.
Categories:
sarcastically, drug,
Form:
Alliteration
Her answer was sarcastically wry
The look she gave out made me cry
Something so simple, went so wrong
I started to toot my own horn
Her eyes rolling made me sigh
Categories:
sarcastically, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
I was hanging with Jesus when I came to ask Him,
"So when are You going to make Your big come back my Friend?"
He replied to me, rather sarcastically,
"I'll be back when I can play the piano again."
Categories:
sarcastically,
Form:
Rhyme
Me doing the Wall Street
Different currencies I buy and I sell;
During one evening or morning
Without any crying and moaning...
I loose/win some money;
Sarcastically laughing or breaking in smiles…
Because I was stupid or smart - You decide.
Categories:
sarcastically, satire, wisdom, work,
Form:
Concrete
I smiled today,
Guess! Why?
You may say:
I was probably happy today.
By the way,
I always smile sarcastically
Mostly I'm moody,
Eventually!
Today!
My smile was exposed largely,
The moment you streamed my scenery;
And it made me smile for the whole day,
Full of joy!
Just because one day:
You flashed my pathway.
Categories:
sarcastically, art, emotions, poems, poetry, senses,
Form:
Other
what kind of batman i'd be
always the spider never the man
funny till i held his cold hand
Anger never changed my hue
Scottish we are always blue
wonder of the mother
and the one daughter has become
super said sarcastically man
Marvel at the captains of America
Deceitful to the last
Black pants her-gbnf
My super hero
Whit a ing year man
Categories:
sarcastically, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
sarcastically, perspective, word play, work,
Form:
Acrostic
I was chatting with Jesus when I came to ask him,
"So when are you going to make your big come back my friend?"
He replied to me rather sarcastically,
"I'll be back when I can play the piano again.
I still have some issues with everyone
who caused my slow death by way of crucifixion.
Such an ordeal is not easily forgiven."
*
Save your comments everyone. I know very well
that after I die, I'm going to hell.
Categories:
sarcastically, religion, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Stretching, snaking, sliding into the fog
A bridge makes its way across the divide
Stepping, striding, stamping like a clockwork cog
The man, cloaked in shadows tries hard to hide.
Solitary, standing, soliloquy to the journey started
Hands thrust in pockets head bent towards the wind
Staring, silence, structured defiantly sat
The river starts its life, magnanimously parted
Sarcastically, sassy, singular, the bridge road runs flat
Categories:
sarcastically, adventure, conflict, confusion, identity, loneliness, motivation, mystery,
Form:
Alliteration
She said she prefers humor
In a man. I am no Shakespeare
But I know how to conjugate
With knack and with wit, even
The occasional split infinitive:
To gamely gabble as she giggles.
Where is the fun in that? Better
To impress her with some slapstick
Skit, or razor sharp sarcastically
Spoken iambic limerick about
How good her big "bits" are, yes
My own form of comical flattery!
She is craving for it, the absence of
My despair (also known as tragedy).
Categories:
sarcastically, humorous,
Form:
Sonnet
Boo, hiss, spare me the phony sentimentality
Like you really think anyone gives a damn,
And, while you’re at it I say, sarcastically,
Get your side-glancing, eye-rolling response
Nothing so disgusts me as false gooeyness
That syrupy froth that freezes on demand,
Accompanied by raw, unbridled saccharinity
Just one touch of your pure, unavoidable grace.
Written May 22, 2022
For “Sentimentality” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Julia Ward
Categories:
sarcastically, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
I wish to be reborn
of the body, you are tormented with anger today
from your spectacular misfortunes
in the infinite stone
you fight with yourself
with mirrors that smile sarcastically
you smile tenderly
invent the mornings
I must be a little above
ignore the sheets
you are overshadowing me in your fierce longing
at night
grow under my heart
over the breasts that seem
from different hemispheres
you reunite it-
This is how the Universe appeared.
Categories:
sarcastically, universe,
Form:
Free verse