Short Rudy Poems

Many moons ago
Rudolph played in the snow
He did not have to fly
With Father Christmas, in the sky
Because his Mummy said no...

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Mr. Rudy Giuliani
In New York piles high the hot pastrami
   
  Testifying before Washingtonian swamis
  He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami...

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R-adiance
U-sually
D-elights
Y-our

S-ight
A-s
L-ight
A-nd
N-ewness
G-low

Topic: Birthday of Rudy J. Salang (April 03) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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R-emain
U-nfazed
D-oing
Y-our

S-anitation
A-s
L-ungs
A-re
N-icely
G-uided

Topic: Birthday of Rudy J. Salang (April 03) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Trump and Rudy were watching an oater
Thinking up ways to find one more voter
"Hobble on Cassidy
Drives herd mentality
Let's misquote her and find a promoter!"...

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Happy birthday, classmate Rudy, 
A hilarious poem is checked; 
An expression in parody 
Is composed for comic effect. 

Topic: Birthday of Rudy J. Salang (April 03)...

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There was a young man named Rudy.
He prowled bars, looking for booty.

What he thought was a girl,
turned out to be Earl.

But the black eye he got was a beauty!!.....

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Many moons ago,
Rudolph played in the snow.
He did not have to fly,
With Father Christmas, in the sky,
Beccause his Mummy said no.




I wrote this some time ago....

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I know a comedian named Rudy
  Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties'
    New jokes his Cuties offend
    Which Rudy never intends
  So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti...

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R-ighteousness
U-plifts
D-irectly
Y-our

A-weary
S-oul
U-ntil
N-ew
C-omfort
I-s
O-btained
N-icely

Topic: Birthday of Rudy F. Asuncion (July 18)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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come
before
you O' Lord
be merciful 
have thy way save me
forgive, forgive
me of my
rudy
SINS




6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2020...

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R-ightfully
U-se
D-ivine
Y-oke

A-nd
S-imply
U-tilize
N-oble
C-ommitment
I-n
O-bligation's
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of Rudy F. Asuncion (July 18) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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R-efulgence
U-nderneath
D-eactivates
Y-our

G-ray
U-sing
E-ffulgent
V-iew
A-s
R-adiant
R-ays
A-ppear

Topic: Birthday of Rudy Guevarra (November 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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R-eader
U-ses
D-elightful
Y-early

G-reeting
U-pholding
E-xcellent
V-erse
A-bout
R-emarkable
R-egard's
A-crostic

Topic: Birthday of Rudy Guevarra (November 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was a clumsy witch named Trudy
  She fancied a warlock called Rudy
            Trudy cast a spell
             For him to just swell
    But he fell for twin sister Judy













Alexis Y.
10/29/2021...

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Rudolph was a late comer to our 1823 story,
arriving 116 years later he grabbed all the glory.
His nose is red, so much for what's true.
He's just a rookie at bring Xmas gifts to you.


For Andrea's Christmas Clerihew Contest...

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Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph
    Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed
                  Santa didn't approve
                  He got he removed
  He ran and sobbed,to their dad Gandalph
















Alexis Y.
12/18/19...

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Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year.

   Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear.

      Vixen was promoted;

         Rudy was demoted,

            Since he was sozzled and too drunk to steer!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Contest
(8 December 2018)...

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Pence told his boss, "I can't do that!
Though Rudy has it all down pat!
But I have my pride
So I'll go and hide
And hope the GOP won't rat!" 


n,b.   China, Iran, North Korea, and Russia
are hoping Americans will choose 
a President who will stick his head
under the sand until everything
blows over!...

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R-ings of groom and bride
U-se the nuptial or wedding day;
D-uring the solemn service,
Y-es I do are the words they say.

&

M-arriage rings given
A-s a loyalty's symbol
R-emain in their lives,
I-ntensifying their love,
Z-eal, trust, and fidelity.

Topic: 18th Wedding Anniversary of Rudy & Mariz Asuncion (March 17,2018)
Form: Acrostic Quatrain-Tanka...

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Tears trickled from Rudolph's eyes; his nose was crimson red
He'd been bullied by cruel reindeer, and to Santa Claus he said,
"The others laughed and called me names, so it came to blows."
Santa said, "It's ok, Rudy. I just fed the real bullies to the crows."



~  December 23, 2021  ~
A Funny Christmas Themed 4-Liner Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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I am grateful for the job I have
The people in my life
The roof over my head


I am glad for the food in my kitchen
The coat in my closet
Even my DVD collection

I am lucky to be healthy
Not stuck in a bed
Happy to have a car
Even if it’s a hooptie

But what I am the most grateful for 
Is the smile waiting past my front door
My fiance is my life
I love you Rudy, you’re my best friend...

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Such a dark view blackened
Midnight Dark scape viewed
Motion detected rackin
Colored screwed
Grays and black distracting

Oh beautiful caramel
You're awesome color do it in pale
Purple skined violets
Wavering dark chocolate
Sweet candied whispers

Confectionate dark chocolate 
Thick plumb Rudy red lips
Shapen plum hips
Dark ship sails, to none avail
Black woman

5/28/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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If I was Santa up in the North Pole, many republican stockings would be brimming with coal. President Trump could be gifted a lie detector test, so thousands of rumors could finally rest. I'd arrange for the Italian American Lawyer Association to have Rudy Giuliani apologize to the nation. Mitch McConnell and Mr. Mark Meadows would be sentenced to community service in the ghettos. For Jarred Kushner and Ms. Ivank, I'd gift them a voided check to a Deutch bank....

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We live in a society of war
We strive to live no more
Why all the hate you ask?
Why all the pain we answer
We remove all feelings as people are slain
We are so accustomed to all the atrocities
that we no longer hear the hypocrisies
What can we do you ask?
All we can do is strive to stay alive
Until we collide with the end
whatever that may contend.
We need to learn to mend
and hold strong till the end
We need to mend my friends 
we need to mend

bY rudY...

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