Short Rep Poems

Who lets a rep lie 
isn't able to reply.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

Read More

Rep. Pelosi was the House Speaker
So the GOP hired a streaker
Although she could see
It hung to his knee
Bill's passage appeared to be weaker . . ....

Read More

The union shop decided to picket.
The union rep got a round trip ticket.
To meet with those upstairs.
And voice the workers cares.
Butt in the end, they told him to stick it....

Read More

Some think its ugly
dreads are natural hair art
apart ones identity

discriminated 
everyone not a bad thug
dreads get a bad rep

seen most successful  
with locks swing proudly head high
most beautiful art...

Read More

Vagary describes my affection


Illicit moves draw me to attention


Venus reminds me i am making an err


Infatuation tells me not to fear


Argus seems to watch over every step


Noxious intentions remain my only rep....

Read More

Peter Possum had a nasty rep
He was so white, he couldn't be hep
  He got him some brown paint
  Said, "I am what I ain't!"
If he'd only unlearn that goose step





Note: MP in the title stands for Military Police...

Read More

How can it be
That you don’t love me?
And where do the hobos pee?
Why can’t you see
I’m sitting in a tree
Wond’r’n where the hobos pee.

You’ve got a rep
For plenty of pep
But where do the hobos pee?
Do I love you? Yep!
But careful where you step
Cuz look where the hobos pee....

Read More

Ten million dollars is quite a lot*
But not when Trump wants what one has got!
A sudden increase
In funding Elise 
Was proof enough Trump hit the right spot! 

* Funding for Rep. Elise Stefanik soared
From $2.8-million to $13.3 million after
she switched allegiance to the Trump cult!...

Read More

The union president is an idiot.
He tossed our rep off Zoom for making suggestions.
We are all angry now.
Going to take our money out of the union.

How dare he toss her out for being assertive.
What kind of a buffoon is he?
But wait.
What if it was an accident.
She is a hot head.

We are deliberating our next step....

Read More

it was death
to the door
to door
sales
rep

demostrating
by throwing
dirt on a
comp
letely

white carpet
that no matter
what it was his
this vacuum
cleaner

would
not only
could
clean
it up

the bored but
never before
seen nineteen
fifties house
wife asks

what happens
if i happen to
spill carpet
cleaner 
on my

carpet...

Read More

i'm that guy
who's to weird for you
who they say they love
but forget when all 
the funs going around
that guy who you fear
but never admit it
a dent in your ego
a mark on you rep
who they seem to forget
to busy to pick up the phone

they say i'm the one 
who'll stand up 
from the crowd 
so for good or evil
how am i suppose to
stop all the war 
in this world...

Read More

There was a gal known for the Hula hoop
    Until one day, she fell in some dog poop
                So she went on a dog strike
                Dog rep said, “go take a hike.”
 She said, “Have you all heard of a poop scoop?”














*I was inspired by Jan. I've seen several of her poems with this theme. And I decided to give it a go. Enjoy:-)

Alexis Y.
02/19/2021...

Read More

The steampunk inventor named Tee had a glorious rep.
We waited for him gladly on the top institute step.
A pretty girl walked by dressed in steampunk gear.
With the kind of beauty most scientists fear.

We knew not to whistle, that is frowned on today.
She greeted us with a smile, she had a soft way.
I am Tee she said, in a commanding voice that day.
A female! Wow! We were kind of blown away....

Read More

An Orwellian world
A masked up girl

Tracking and tracing
This place we are facing

Just drones at your door step
With a needle to rep

Yet still the birds fly...

They will let you get high
But never ask why

The queen bee never cries
With no queries to lies

I can't breath with police knees 
On my neck

This pale blue speck
Will put us in check

With that you can bet

The great reset......

Read More

The new year is almost here
Will I live to see it?
Will things be as they were?
Will this be a new beginning?
What do I want for myself?
What of others for me?
Will I escape from CES?
Will my Dingo run free?
Will i finally be making some money?
Will i truely rep 4G?
Where do I want my life to go?
What do I really want to do?
What do I want apart from Dingo?
Oh and all those things that come in twos......

Read More

Steampunk Santa had a little gear wheel in his step.
He moves so happily he has so much lovely pep!
We watched him silently and noted his steampunk ways.
He endeared himself to the convention these winter days.

What does he do that others do not, someone asked.
Not sure, but he is marvelous showing off each inventive task.
Steampunk Santa had a gear wheel in his step.
Everyone knew he was handy, it was truly his worldwide rep....

Read More

Gliding, waltzing 'round the floor
with your true love is not a chore,
brings back those memories of yore.
You know the score! You know the score!

A dip, a swirl or fancy step,
it all enhances dancing rep.
Practice! Practice! so no misstep.
You just must prep, you just must prep.

Now you can take your rock-and-roll
and drop it in a great big hole.
Ballroom dancing, that is my goal.
Good for the soul. Good for the soul.

9/2/16...

Read More

To the spirit that resides
Within my brain
Pack up your bags
And get on that train

You say I am cracked
And out of my mind
Well I say you are whacked
And that you are blind

My mind has been cleared
Of any wrong doing
Your rep. has been smeared
Cause of all of your screwing

Don’t walk away mad
Or run away angry
Try not to be sad
I don’t have a hanky

Pack up your stuff
To get it all out
I am never rough
And will never shout...

Read More

I do not want to insinuate they are dangerous but….
I hide in the brush when I meet one or run to my hut.
I am careful to never make eye contact or make a loud step
Green elves and ghost goblin gremlins all have a dangerous rep

They are masters of animals, especially good with a wolf.
A cyclops runs from them, or he ends up with them on his hoof
They are intensely intense – their stare will dazzle your eyes.
I am running away from one now, no big surprise....

Read More

Always
There are those who are always humble
And those are arrogant and full of 
Who work in the call centres
They are agents or bosses
Each has their own agenda
Either good or bad ever indifferent
Which one are you
Who do you aspire to be?

An honest rep or scoundrel
Brian didn't care for money
He cared for success
For success had a sweet taste
Brian knew what was what
And what he had to do
He was one of the quiet ones
Simply doing his job
Are you like this?...

Read More

A loser, 
A narcissist,
A liar,
A thief, 
And a louse,
She Conned my poor mother,
then moved into her house,
Suddenly mother dies,
Under whose care?
Was there foul play?
Only Shannon could say,
Then as rep of her estate,
She continued her ruse, 
Began spending money, 
with nothing to lose.
Finally removed,
Judgment Awarded,
$54K
But will we ever see it?
Chances are slim,
For her crimes,
Jail is fit, 
But why does she not go?
Apparently Covid 19, 
Protected the hoe....

Read More