Short Quick As A Flash Poems

A serpent disturbed in the grass
Slithered up the hose of a lass
But quick as a flash
It made its last dash
A victim of Isle of Man gas...

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Give me a yes
Don’t make me guess
Tell me okay
Point out the way
Say you agree
Tell me you see
Set my soul free
Affirm me
I watch your eyes
Tell me no lies
Say you’re for real
You know how I feel
Say you’re my friend
And in the end
Quick in a flash
Just wink...

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One night during the Great Mosquito Wars
After a three-hour struggle
Using subterfuge, with candles, lights, "gas" -
There was not a single sighting

About the third hour, into the wee-est hours
I felt a movement (by the enemy)
Quick as a flash, my hands slapped my knee:
Not a Mighty Mosquito, not even a fly, just a flea...

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While out on the playground sitting on grass
Teacher asked  question of her third grade class
What will you all do
When you finish school?
Little Johnny replied quick as a flash

A tree is what I want to be when I am all grown up
“You cant be a tree” said the teacher stuttering tuts
“Why Not”? he exclaimed
To the teachers disdain 
 “We both have limbs, trunks and nuts”...

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When I was a mere five years old
An Alsation dog was never controlled
As quick as a flash
It bit me on the ass 
It's reaction was never foretold   

Since then dogs have scared me quite a lot
A resolution needed to be sought
As I grew to be older
With dogs I became bolder
So a Golden Cocker Spaniel we got









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Fast as lightning 
quick as a flash
away I went
darting here, running there
like a bumble bee I flew
so fast that I knew
no one could catch me 
no they couldn't
cause I'm the fastest 
and the baddest
I know that I can run so fast
but the one that can beat me
is my daddy - he's so fast! 


In loving memory of my dad; the best friend I ever had, and the fastest man a child has ever seen....

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The Owl saw the vole and thought there is my tea
The vole saw the owl and thought he better recognise me! 
Now Owls  they are a.wesome and Hedwigs the be.st, But a vole for your tea is sim.ply the be.st.
with a swish of his tale and a fast speedy dive.
The voles life flew before him, as he thought he would die 
But as quick as a flash and a loud sounding bang Sirious black appears out the ground 
Now Hedwig loves wizards but wishes they would stick to the shapes that don't taste so good....

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Thierry Henry, he came back
got us a goal, quick as a flash
to help us win the match
I can gladly divulge, back of the net did bulge.
Thierry Henry Godlike preacher
Theo Walcotts brand new teacher
the tricks he's got, his delicate shot.
Play it, don't waste it
place it, don't lace it
grace it, embrace it.
Breathe the gunners, inhale them deep
Come may, could be top of the heap?

The cabinets full once more, 
Thierry's boots are back in the door
Come on Arsenal we loudly roar!!
©John-Ovan.P.Hull...

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