Short Putin Poems
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sublime hood-winker
such a master of the con
the press tags along
faked rebellion builds up strength
to allay a real one
Dictator Vladimir Putin
is arrogant, high falutin’.
Of land, he wants more
so he wages a war.
He’s just as bad as Raputin!
Trump, Putin, and Beelzebub
Drank tea in an Helsinki pub
Boasting of sins
Two Mickey Finns
Enquired, "Are you from the Hair Club?"
Dvornikov & Putin have a plan
To destroy every body they can
It is their thesis
That bits and pieces
Swept Syrian War Crimes spick-and-span
Putin has a vicious guard dog
Because he lives high on the hog
He's hoping Jinping
Will do the same thing
So Biden will cringe when they blog
Just like magic
235 days
are
gone.
One beer
and
suddenly
day 1
begins
anew.
I am
as
guilty
as
Vladimir
Putin
crossing the
border.
bedlam is let loose
when the crazy rogue Putin
has set world aflame...
a sly fox madly wanders
still looking for easy prey
Lies tempt souls to hate and fight peace
Lies corrupt and tensions increase
Lies strike at the heart
To rip lives apart
Tearing at sane minds, piece by piece
Tom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!
Pushing against all perceived accepted norms
Uncaring of civilian or animal deaths
Turning to war without cause
Invading Democratic Ukraine
Nazi faux propaganda
All Putin’s Fault
The man cries
No more wife
No more child
No more family
No more home
No more Ukraine
No more happiness
Huge bomb craters
All Putin’s fault
Putin on the ritz -
He’s crackers,
Without pizzazz,
the cheese.
Without Putin -
Ukranians ease,
Seize the day,
Say, “Yes, please,” -
to better reality.
12/6/2022
In Moscow’s sewers earlier today
An urgent plot was hatched without delay
On his porcelain throne
Up Vlad’s rear flew a drone
And blew poor Putin’s butt far away
12/2/22
Let's all blow a raspberry at Ras Putin,
He was a cad, no disputing.
This man was mean and obscene,
He was the lover of the Russian Queen
Then assassinated by a triple shooting.
vlads terrible shame
invading passive ukraine
choppers come whooshing
red army tanks not blushing
here’s to ~ peacekeeper russians
By
David Kavanagh
If you wish in history, not as the slaughterer of humanity to stay
Please, in God's name stop at once, innocent Ukrainians to slay!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
01 April 2022
Lorded
The mad writer licked the crystal
To get a sale
This he got oh yes
Bought an atomic
And sent it to Putin
By 1st class post
Eventful War Book 2
Nick Armbrister and other writers
Vladimir Putin
Surely must suffer from
Such a Napoleonic
Small , Man , Syndrome
Complex
He needs a step ladder
In order to look his so called enemies
In the eye
Or stab them in the back
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
Seems some robbers were struck
With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in.
Finish what you start
Take these words to heart
If you're doing what is needed
This advice should sure be heeded
BUT when YOU'RE doing something AWFUL
MURDEROUS, UNLAWFUL
Then, HALT, STOP, QUIT it
When you're wrong, admit it
God blitzed Sodom & Gomorrah
Including fauna & flora
Putin says, "Me, too!
I am just like you
Blasting that Box of Pandora!"
n.b. after blowing up their home
and family, Russian troops
tell survivors that they have
been liberated from the Nazis!
Religions want your property
Rituals aim to get it free
But honour bound
No one has found
Their god treats heathens differently
n.b. No prayer to any god by any
religious leader - nor adherent -
by any method nor ritual -
has softened the heart of Putin!
At the gates of heaven, Ras-Putin went
But he was told paradise couldn't ascent
For with the angels he couldn't go along
Thus people like him to hell they belong!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 March 2022
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Defend Ukraine!
Defend Peace!
Defend the world!
There was once a president named Putin
Who with time became the world's Rasputin
Against Ukraine declared war
For which, the West him abhor
But soon his life took a deadly backspin!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 March 2022
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Let us defend freedom, democracy, and Ukraine!
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Putin, imagine all the great things you might have done
In a lifetime of serving your country, Mother Russia,
You could’ve made your homeland great, second to none
For centuries she has been rich with world renown culture,
Instead, you have chosen to be like an evil Attila the Hun.
Written June 8, 2022