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In Moscow’s sewers earlier today An urgent plot was hatched without delay On his porcelain throne Up Vlad’s rear flew a drone And blew poor Putin’s butt far away 12/2/22

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 12/6/2022 6:59:00 AM
That must have been a very powerful explosion. LOL..A chuckle I must say has lifted my spirits. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/6/2022 1:50:00 PM
Good you got a chuckle out of it, Sara hope you had a real blast! Robert
Date: 12/5/2022 4:44:00 PM
I read this and Jenna's and know that I Am Anaya took a little from both your (Lims) and spun it her own way, which was clever, yet I should have first acknowledged Jenna and you. My bad. Get the whip out, Robert! Lol...ab
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/6/2022 1:44:00 PM
You are mistaken ab, lol, Anaya never took any lines from our limericks...Go to Jenna's..."Vladimir Stole Santa's Reindeer"12/4/22 in our comments,........Jenna: Lol Mike. I’m laughing while imagining Santa in red tights and a fur lined cape!" Thanks and Happy Monday to you, too. Robert: when good vs evil, megastars as they are, Marvel will recruit the American superhero! We are just messing with Anaya. It's a bashing Putin week!
Date: 12/4/2022 8:03:00 PM
Yeah! From 'Scenes We'd Like to See' -- again and again and again
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/6/2022 1:51:00 PM
Moscow's funniest home videos, on a loop!
Date: 12/2/2022 7:38:00 PM
Oh, how I wish this were more than wishful thinking. He deserves being flushed with his turds!
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/3/2022 11:09:00 AM
That would be a royal flush, Milt!
Date: 12/2/2022 7:23:00 PM
If only, fantastic Limerick Robert… Belle
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/3/2022 11:11:00 AM
Coming from the Queen Of Limericks, I'm honored!
Date: 12/2/2022 6:57:00 PM
You never disappoint me Robert, LOL. Fu-u-u-u-n-n-y!...ab
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/3/2022 11:12:00 AM
Maybe one day Anselmo, you can put it into song! Lol!
Date: 12/2/2022 6:30:00 PM
Lol brilliant Robert, we live in hope. Tom
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 12/3/2022 11:14:00 AM
And away goes trouble down the drain! "Rotor Rooter" an American commercial for clogged drains!

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