Short Punny Poems
Short Punny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Punny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Punny by length and keyword.
Hold Down the Fort-Tributick
Santa Jack's under the weather so I'm hear to say
Let's all write a limerick or two today
It should be funny
Or a little bit punny
So pull out your pencils and start writing away...
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Categories:
punny, for him, friend, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
The God-Complex Particle
The Higgs observation just ran up the score on
Mere mortals who can’t understand what it shows; on
Attempting, I feel like both bozo and moron,
Which makes me relieved that they call it the boson....
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Categories:
punny, funny, humor, humorous, science,
Form:
Light Verse
Gone With the Pie
I caught a glimpse of him by moonlight
Gone with the pie the thief in the night
Called up a private eye who’s bright
To have before the clock strikes midnight
My pie returned without a bite
Otherwise beware to each and every parasite
My next pie will hide a stick of dynamite
AP: Honorable Mention 2023, Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on November 19, 2018 for contest PUNNY HOLIDAY PIES sponsored by MICHELLE FAULKNER...
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Categories:
punny, anger, loss,
Form:
Monorhyme