Short Pta Poems

momma socked it to
harper valley P.T.A.
dont ya remember?...

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What system do you have?
How do you jam sim signals?
How do you locate sim & cell?...

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The connection's gone.
Check your cell signals.
No signal.
Something is up.
What?
Abduction Set up....

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INTJAR
hum kisi ke pyar me intjar karte chale gaye
intjar karte -karte thak gayi aakhe humari
umar kab nikal gayi,pta n chala hume
baad me pta chala , jiska intjar kiya humne
wo to ek bachche ka baap hi ban gya
                   (sangita choudhary)...

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PTA Conference with Mom.
You mean you don’t have an hour and a half lunch?
Child looks smug.
You don’t get off at 1:20?
More smug.
You don’t let them play video games during their hour 
morning break?
This kid is a genius.
How can I possibly grade him?...

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Persuasive Robotic sales calls 
The newest not-so-improved phone solicitor
Easier to hang up now.
Less desperation.
You do not go to church with it.
You will not meet it at a PTA meeting.
You are probably not related.
Just a banal sounding recorded voice.
Progress?
I think not.
So much easier to say no....

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"Isn’t she a bit odd?" a PTA lady asked me.
I did not know what to say.

She was my cousin, so not odd to me.
The others fell silent.

"I think she came to one of our meetings, " one said.
"I remember that,"  another chimed in. "She didn’t fit in so well."

Probably because you were so welcoming, I thought....

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Tu pass hota ha toh gabrahat si hoti ha ??.
Duur hota ha toh bechanni si hoti ha??.
Nahi hota ha toh fikar si hoti ha ??.
Hota ha toh nazar bas tuj pr hoti ha ??.
Ankhey band kru toh tasveer teri hoti ha??.
Ankhey kholu toh surat teri hoti ha??.

Tuje kya pta meri jaan????

 Mahkhane mea pii hui sharab bhi tere naam ki hotii ha ????....

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the laws and codes
to take life
and move forward
after death called
dishonoring his beauty
my idols timecards
his tickets paid
pta debts and laughter
to be the father 
i look to be a boy from
knowing how his world ends
and cheating with you, again
please yourself for once
keep your hands off
of us
so he can't see me
save myself...

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Mitzy who retired the same day as me said
“One of my parents gave me two hundred dollars.”
“Great!” I replied
“Another gave me a hundred.”
This makes sense. She is a really terrific second grade teacher.
“And then, of course, we got the two hundred dollars from the PTA.”
I am sure she would not have mentioned this
if
she
had 
known
that
we
was 
only
she.
...

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PS MS US BS
  AJ DJ OJ PJ 

ER OR HR PR
  JD MD OD VD 

CBA DBA MBA NBA 
  AC BC DC JC  

KC MC PC WC
  BP DP KP TP
 
MP PP VP XP
  BB CB OB TB

AM FM GM PM  
  A&M F&M M&M S&M 

AJ BJ DJ JJ 
  KJ OJ PJ TJ

CTA MTA PTA RTA  
  APR CPR NPR R&R 

CDT DDT EDT PDT  
  AMC FMC GMC PMC
 
ABC BBC NBC SBC 
  AC BC DC JC

FSU LSU MSU OSU
  ASU BSU CSU ISU 

MA ME MI MO
  MN MS MK MJ!...

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The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant.
Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.”
Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up.
They were ultra-rude to the waiter; noses in the air.

They sent their food back twice; a chef came out.
He ordered them to leave; the entire place clapped.
Even the PTA president and her husband.
There would be HE double toothpicks to pay later....

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rab chadea c tenu rab keh k 
bhul hoi satho  ,mani dukh 
seh k
koi banea na rab es jag reh k
 rab chadea c tenu rab keh k 
jind mag lendi hunda na koi 
dukh ni
tere aaun nal aayea c ek sukh 
ni
tu sade jeun da eko ek mukh 
c 
bhuli tu sanu sadi hye !
ho k 
 rab chadea c tenu rab keh k 
pta hunda tere andher chor c
rok lenda dil nu ,
na aaunda ena kol ni
teri najra nu hye !
pehchan k
dukh hoyea dilon tenu jan k
lutea tu sanu dil ch reh k 

 rab chadea c tenu rab keh k...

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