Short Prez Poems

Mitt Romney
campaign irony
Future president for hire
Then half of America fired...

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Trump lets Flynn fall on
his sword; what did Prez know and,
when did he know it?...

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Prez O has surpassed all others
Enjoyed twelve months of summers
In every possible way
Showed love every day
Prez O by name, compassion by color...

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Inflation climb and poll’s descent.
He needs help - his back, way too bent.
How low can one go
‘neath the limbo pole?
Old Prez is at thirty percent....

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Disney's Pinocchio comes to mind
When Donald Trump's nose is really defined
Totaling 1,543 lies
Obviously wins first prize
This is the U.S. Prez, we must remind...

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How good was it with Barack Obama
Great prez, so sad to say adieu, oh momma
What a charmer
Much love he garnered
Comparisons are glaring with the current iguana...

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Are you prone to follow like sheep
Or do you lead the pack without losing sleep
I'm a little of both
I don't rock the boat
Even become prez and turn into a creep...

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There's a man with some folks in his thrall

who is adamant about a wall.

Don't be rough on the prez;

like the one adage says:

It is better "say nothing at all."


Feb. 1, 2019...

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As a boy, was told anyone could become prez
Now I definitely believe it much to my distress
Doubted it strongly
Till Mister Wrongly
Managed to hoodwink us causing us stress...

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Annie is an amazing doggie no doubt
Play fighting, I can put my whole hand in her mouth
Never bites down
Intellect, no bounds
Would make a better prez than the one down south...

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As a boy, was told anyone could become prez
Now I definitely believe it much to my distress
Doubted it strongly
Till Mister Wrongly
Managed to hoodwink us causing much stress...

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Has there ever been a prez so crazy unpopular
Are you serious, since time zero, most unpopular by far
Just stating facts
Can't argue that
The world's still here in spite of behavior bizarre...

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Tic toc, time's running out on Mr. Prez real fast
The signs are there, the dark clouds are vast
Bye bye, have a nice life
Wish you well in spite
Of the unbelievable havoc and turmoil you've amassed...

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Some folks have memory lapse now and then

   Seems the prez has 'em again and again

      'Tis more than we can endure

         So may I propose a cure

            Less ice cream and a dose of Prevagen...

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One positive thing Trump's presidency has proven
How Barack's charm and intelligence wasn't an illusion
An outstanding Prez
Had fun with the press
Proves how far down we've plunged into total collusion...

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Before becoming Prez, us guys were cautioned
But thirty years ago, he signed my drawing, totally awesome
Ever since then though
His popularity has slowed
Sorry to say but seems his star might have fallen...

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My friend's a Democrat voter named Flo
She told me, "I don't want that old white Joe! --                   (Joe Biden)
   We all want to see change
   The deck to rearrange --
Let's nominate a 'Lez for Prez,' you know!"...

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Lighten up people, there are brighter days ahead
Wars will be abolished, by a new prez we'll be led
A glorious bright horizon
Chuckling like dinosauridons
An era where we'll all have massive balloon heads...

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Jim Acosta made it too uncomfortable for Sir Ass
So Jim was banished from the White House, they revoked his pass
The Prez began to gobble
Started to weeble wobble
Obviously, squish him before Sir Ass gets too embarrassed...

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Polar Bear Brigade manned their enormous 747 airplane.
They jumped in their warships and they sailed past Maine.
They were ready to take on congress or the prez or the police.
Their ice floats are melting! This is a travesty to say the least!...

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Ban pre-shredded cheese, “MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN”
That's more like how the prez would write it if penned
Not the brightest of bulbs
The one with the mid-term bulge
Ill winds are blowing Prez Orange Hair, two years to the end...

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There once was a prez, D. Trump by name,
through fraud and fake news, he gets the blame.
All the four years he's bagged
those sly Dems had him tagged.
Why fight so hard for more of the same?

November 28, 2020

Contest:  Out on a Lim
Sponsor:  Joseph May...

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Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change two letters
You get “SMURK” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a sitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
He's changing a lot of peeps into a bunch of bed wetters...

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She put up with a husband who cheated,

but in running for Prez, was defeated.

So more time in the "House"

with her sax-loving spouse

was a dream (which would not be repeated.)


April 3, 2019 for Anthony Slausin's A Positive Hillary Clinton Poetry Contest...

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Take the word “TRUMP”, reverse it and change a few letters
You get “PERVURT” sorry couldn't come up with anything better
Not appropriate for a shitting prez
But it's free speech the constitution sez
It's changing a lot of yankees into a bunch of bed wetters...

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