Short Pom Poems

Today I learn that her boyfriend
is a junior at UT.
Now my eyes narrow
at orange-and-white pom-poms...

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Ooo! Your fake smile.. what’s up?

a firefly pom … friends know when something is wrong...

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Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good porn in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"...

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A masochist plans his own burial
You'd think our man was malarial
  But a fallacy it is
  'Tis pain that is his
Ado for such an actuarial...

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A limrick for Viv Wigly,
I had to scrawl my words so Kwigly,
Vino a proposal
Alcohol at disposal
I barf’d and my writing is Sqwigly

10/10/2016...

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Good morning ma’am, how do you do?
How I wish I was going with you
On a trip on a boat
With a sail for a coat
Crossing rain, sky, and windy storms too...

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I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck....

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The best wigs are on dandelions.
Zig-zag leaves can make a crown.
The lion is the yellow flower,
and it will leave behind... 
a pom-pom for a clown.
...

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Pom Tiddley Om Pom
Buddha says to me
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
He flips me in a tree
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
I get stung by a bee
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
So meditatively....

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a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass


10/08/16...

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A silly tall man from Walsall
   Thought that  climbing high on a wall
   And standing on top
   By starting his drop
   That this fall would turn him back small....

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Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa, 
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!



10-12-16...

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Stood looking down upon skin tan and glowing
As this bikini clad girl was not knowing
Soon I was blushing
My blood quickly rushing
For most of a ravishing boob was now showing...

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A merry display of earth’s socks from space.
They’re head over heels — a holiday ace.
Their Santa hats rock
with floating pom flocks.
These weightless bioches from space.

12/26/2018...

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Andy's crib was so small
For a gait or a crawl
Boos and tantrum
brought busy mum
Oh this was a catcall. 










vivs missing lttr contst - Poetry Contest for Money
10-09-2016...

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John Abbott was thrown from his mount
Right in front of a girl who might count
Cuss words ran from his lips
As his pants ran in rips
To mask it John sat down in a fount


10/7/2016
My Contst Pom...

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Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers 

Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain....

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Last Christmas an ugly old frog

got fat drinking holiday nog.

But I saw him this fall

looking not fat at all -

in bright shorts out taking a jog!


Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst...

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In front of a blackboard I walk
Around in my classroom and talk
Of motion and fall,
Gravity on a ball,
My hands and my shirt full of chalk.


October 12, 2016
For vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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May was riding on a duck
                         For thirty two odd days
                         What that girl was thinking of
                         Is difficult to say
                         But that pond got rid of muck!...

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my contst pom - compliant son!


Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!


12th October 2016...

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My Contst Pom

On day I saw a dog,
Who’s mug was that of a frog,
His bark was a croak,
That astonishd the folks,
Who stood by th swamp aghast.

Written: 10/11/16
Submitted for: vivs missing lttr contst - Potry Contst
Sponsored by: Viv Wigly...

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My Contst Pom

‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash

08th October 2016...

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Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still show through!

My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly

chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7

10~07~16...

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An artist rolls his brush full of vibrant color across a Canvas
A window to a distant world soon forms, a Catalog or Atlas.
A land of curious blooms, and candy floss
Odd bits of colorful stalk brim floating moss.
This land of flamboyant fun, and pinkish bananas....

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