Short Pikachu Poems

Poké Balls flying
Many trainers are trying
To catch Pikachu,
But one is humbly saying
Of the whole world, I'd pick you...

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Minichu kidding me?
I know Pikachu and tofu, but Minichu?
Like really?

Okay, I'll play.
Minichu like I know how to...
Some say.

Ha ha!
Easy for you.
Bah!

Minichu kidding me?
Minichu like I know how to...
Bah!...

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then i wrote it to myself

Quo teint
where they keep the intelligence

who was the sexiest of the seven dwarves
Was Bash
Fully interrupted that line

look at that shoop in those sheep
A rolling gather mosses no stone
i mist the sky
fog got

definitively asking what does the mean

why do people think
Pikachu would taste like chicken...

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Psyduck is yellow Seadra is blue
My heart firmly and solely belongs to you
Like Jessie and James we'd make the perfect team
Out of 807 Pokemon I'd choose you in every dream
Your eyes are stronger than a thunderbolt attack
Like Misty & Togepi l will always hold your back
If you were Pokemon I'd choose you
Let's journey to forever together like Ash and Pikachu....

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I found Jesus in a cereal box,
flakes tumbled inconsistently,
pauses between each one,
and in one such pause fell
Jesus.

Shrink-wrapped, sermonising,
gape-mouthed,
prayer-clasped hands,
head-cocked
and bright haloed.

Sadly, I traded him
for he had less hit points
than Pikachu.

When all you receive
are scraps from the
table of life,
finding Jesus is no big deal,
when more hit points
are your real salvation…

Amen....

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