Short Pelvic Poems

Bare, intimacy
Flaunting of flesh, pelvic swirls
Sultry, belly dance...

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exercise a must, early
workout in the dust
stretches, push-ups
pelvic thrusts
onlookers think this a joke
is this dunderhead really allowed to vote

10/18/2020

*As told to me by my sister...

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Fatty deposits
called CELLULITE mostly plague
the pelvic region

Beg your pardon sir?
Oh, I see! It’s CELLULAR
Let’s try this again…

Fatty deposits
called CELLULAR mostly plague
the pelvic region


For the 'Cellular Reality' contest sponsored by Marvin Celestial...

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Lachrymal Love


Be your love lachrymally liquefied,
A single tear shed, will keep my heart satisfied…
May your presence drip with intoxication,
Many tears shed in pelvic procreation.




June.07.2018
When a fourth line helps it to rhyme! 
Sponsored by: Silent One...

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When laughing Sue dribbled some pee
Oh bother she said folk can see
My panties are wet
So I better get
Protection at a costly fee

Sue purchased some Tena’s for women
In urine she’s no longer swimmin
She constantly tries
Pelvic exercise
Dry panties ... she cannot stop grinnin

07/10/19...

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whirring warning whooshing
gaunt gores filling
damped darkness dug
pulpy pair's lust
tactic twain tumbling
over hideous heels

airy atmosphere puking
voluptuous vile vying
per punctured pelvic

skeptical soles shuddering
la-de-da limbs lustrating
felon nature's priest

war met will
one other killed.
       20:01:09:01:02...

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fiery face felony
bursting bounty blitzkrieg
hoisted feelings foster
per punctured prayer
squashed emotions smeared
oceanic pelvic peered

airy instrument inking
pulpy parts bleeding
callous concerto cussing

lusty lips picked
leering lyrics cupped -
bleeding blur blush

mystic melody moans
mushy maiden's fault.
     '20:02:09:18:32...

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i'll never fear your 
pelvic beard it's 
as natural as
the hair 
on my 
chinny 
chin 
chin

so i'll huff
and i'll puff
but i'm not
much of
a gruff
wolf
that
would

blow your 
house down
so Norma Jeane
stand over a subway
grate don't hesitate to
let its hot air run up your
legs and puff your dress up
to a parachute so i can fly away...

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They’re in his car, he rubs her back
But Sue quickly gives him some flack
She says stop it Rex
You’ve no chance of sex
Because my V'gina’s too slack

It loosened when our babe arrives
I’ve tried pelvic floor exercise
Sue says don’t get stroppy
Cos you're loose and floppy
This happens to some older guys!

09/20/20...

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felon feelings feign
taunted tricks trained
seeped in scrunchies
pulpy passion spilled
lofty leering lust
gaunt guts gulped

vying veins scrunching
pruning punctured pelvic
in salient symmetry

pale physiognomy inky
fiery drips fostering
oomphy ocean oozing

death threw that
this taunts tat.
       20:01:09:00:11

~Note~ An heart that ignores the emotion, 'love'....

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Gloriously gorgeous is thy mien
Let me thwart kisses umpteen
Twin cheeks are lavishly sweet
To them let my lips do hit
Want to smell thy body beautiful
For it has an aroma delightful
You resemble a tree with fruit
Full of blossoms deliciously astute 
Yearning to love thee till my last
You’re my flame from births past
Rich buxom and roundest girdle
Hips and thighs are full of swirl 
Want to suck thy juice secreted
Entering thy pelvic zone celebrated..!!...

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Out walking, and I need a leak
A toilet I urgently seek
There’s now’t but a bush
Oops I felt a whoosh
Wet panties - I don’t need to peek!

I contact my doctor called Emma
And explain my awful dilemma
That when I need to pee
There is such urgency
It ruins walks with my pup Gemma

I have the solution Doc cries
Just try pelvic floor exercise
It’ll help with your bladder
And will make you feel gladder
It’s superb for ladies and guys!...

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