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Fiction poem for Humour # 2 poetry Contest  Sponsored by Jay Narain

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07/10/23

On Very Wet Days I Feel So Miserable

Out walking, and I need a leak
A toilet I urgently seek
There’s now’t but a bush
Oops I felt a whoosh
Wet panties - I don’t need to peek!

I contact my doctor called Emma
And explain my awful dilemma
That when I need to pee
There is such urgency
It ruins walks with my pup Gemma

I have the solution Doc cries
Just try pelvic floor exercise
It’ll help with your bladder
And will make you feel gladder
It’s superb for ladies and guys!

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Valsa George July 25, 2023 at 10:04 PM Though your experience is creepy, don't be weepy! It is better to be able to pee than not pee at all with kidneys gone sleepy! :) Jan Allison July 25, 2023 at 11:25 PM so true Valsa xx

Speaks Volumes July 25, 2023 at 4:42 PM Good one. Well done Jan Allison July 25, 2023 at 11:25 PM thanks so much:-) xx

Sara Kendrick July 16, 2023 at 5:54 AM Those exercises really don't work. LOL..Most doctors suggest them though. Thanks for sharing this soon to be winner though. Your visits to my pages always are inspiring. Sara Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 6:08 AM lol thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne July 15, 2023 at 8:59 AM LOL, the Queen of Limericks strikes again - love it Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 6:08 AM thanks jack:-) hugs JAN xx

Christopher Flaherty July 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM Love it Jan Seaside Postcard innuendo at it's very best Ohh you are wicked Shut that Door Wink wink Nudge nudge Know what I mean What a carry on Matron Just wrote one for right back at you Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 6:08 AM I will drop over asap lol:-) hugs jan xx Christopher Flaherty July 13, 2023 at 2:38 PM Cheque Please Blind Date Over and Out Are you being Served

Charles Messina July 12, 2023 at 5:11 AM All us guys need is a tree and we're good. (lol) Love this, Jan. BOL in the contest. Hugs//Charlie x

Gershon Wolf July 11, 2023 at 7:18 PM Gosh, I hate when that happens! But I know of a great deal on Anti-Leak-Panties, Jan. Interested?! Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 5:15 AM Better make it 4 for me (for a friend of course lol) or are they cheaper by the dozen I wonder Charles Messina July 12, 2023 at 5:12 AM I'll take two! Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:02 AM Aww thanks for the thought GW .. but I dont have a dog lol pmsl:-) (how much are you askin by the way lol) hugs jAN X

Sally Eslinger July 11, 2023 at 3:48 PM Urgent indeed, claims sympathies! 8-) Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:02 AM thanks Sally, it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile July 11, 2023 at 4:26 AM God luck with the Whoosh jan , I mean contest!!! Great limericks xxoo Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:01 AM thanks Mike your comment made me cross my legs and dive for the loo (just in cased i wooshed lol) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin July 11, 2023 at 4:07 AM Jan, a great set of limericks, best of luck in the contest. Hugs Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:01 AM thanks Tania it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood July 10, 2023 at 4:16 PM If only the young knew about pelvic floor exercises… how big would their smiles be? Fun write and a worthy contender, Jan. Terry Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:00 AM Pure fiction of course Terry... I Dont have a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues July 10, 2023 at 3:47 PM LOL! Jan Allison July 12, 2023 at 1:00 AM thanks Kim:-) xx

Ilene Bauer July 10, 2023 at 2:34 PM great limericks, jan, which is no less than i'd expect from you! Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 2:57 PM aww thanks Ilene just a bit of fun - i dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maria Quernel July 10, 2023 at 1:34 PM It's so funny :)) I like it ! Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 2:16 PM thanks Maria, just a bit of fun, of course its fiction ... I dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy July 10, 2023 at 12:40 PM My problem would be getting up from the floor after doing the exercizes. LOL! Good job, Jan! Janice Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 12:52 PM hahah thanks for dropping by Janice, comments and reads are like hen's teeth at the moment :-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 10, 2023 at 10:52 AM - It’s superb, Jan :) - (we all know who will get first place in this contest :))) - hugs Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 12:09 PM me too! I did have Jadazzle with darren watson but that has been inactive for many years now:-( hugs jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen July 10, 2023 at 11:53 AM Wooow ... I have more than enough with one account :))) Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 10:58 AM lol Anne Lise I hope its me this time lol, of course he isnt the first one to enter their own contests a lady did it for years under numerous accounts ( probably about 5 to my recollection) l I've not seen her or any of her alter egos in over 2 years now. hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane July 10, 2023 at 10:35 AM LOL Jan. These are excellent Limericks... loved the 'whoosh!' Jan Allison July 10, 2023 at 10:56 AM lol Lin, i hope Jay likes it:-) hugs Jan xx