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On Very Wet Days I Feel So Miserable

Out walking, and I need a leak
A toilet I urgently seek
There’s now’t but a bush
Oops I felt a whoosh
Wet panties - I don’t need to peek!

I contact my doctor called Emma
And explain my awful dilemma
That when I need to pee
There is such urgency
It ruins walks with my pup Gemma

I have the solution Doc cries
Just try pelvic floor exercise
It’ll help with your bladder
And will make you feel gladder
It’s superb for ladies and guys!

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2023

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Valsa George Date: 7/25/2023 10:04:00 PM Though your experience is creepy, don't be weepy! It is better to be able to pee than not pee at all with kidneys gone sleepy! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/25/2023 11:25:00 PM so true Valsa xx

Speaks Volumes Date: 7/25/2023 4:42:00 PM Good one. Well done Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/25/2023 11:25:00 PM thanks so much:-) xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/16/2023 5:54:00 AM Those exercises really don't work. LOL..Most doctors suggest them though. Thanks for sharing this soon to be winner though. Your visits to my pages always are inspiring. Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM lol thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 7/15/2023 8:59:00 AM LOL, the Queen of Limericks strikes again - love it Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM thanks jack:-) hugs JAN xx

Christopher Flaherty Date: 7/13/2023 2:37:00 PM Love it Jan Seaside Postcard innuendo at it's very best Ohh you are wicked Shut that Door Wink wink Nudge nudge Know what I mean What a carry on Matron Just wrote one for right back at you Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM I will drop over asap lol:-) hugs jan xx Christopher Flaherty Date: 7/13/2023 2:38:00 PM Cheque Please Blind Date Over and Out Are you being Served

Charles Messina Date: 7/12/2023 5:11:00 AM All us guys need is a tree and we're good. (lol) Love this, Jan. BOL in the contest. Hugs//Charlie x Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 7/11/2023 7:18:00 PM Gosh, I hate when that happens! But I know of a great deal on Anti-Leak-Panties, Jan. Interested?! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 5:15:00 AM Better make it 4 for me (for a friend of course lol) or are they cheaper by the dozen I wonder Charles Messina Date: 7/12/2023 5:12:00 AM I'll take two! Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:02:00 AM Aww thanks for the thought GW .. but I dont have a dog lol pmsl:-) (how much are you askin by the way lol) hugs jAN X

Sally Eslinger Date: 7/11/2023 3:48:00 PM Urgent indeed, claims sympathies! 8-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:02:00 AM thanks Sally, it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 7/11/2023 4:26:00 AM God luck with the Whoosh jan , I mean contest!!! Great limericks xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:01:00 AM thanks Mike your comment made me cross my legs and dive for the loo (just in cased i wooshed lol) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/11/2023 4:07:00 AM Jan, a great set of limericks, best of luck in the contest. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:01:00 AM thanks Tania it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 7/10/2023 4:16:00 PM If only the young knew about pelvic floor exercises… how big would their smiles be? Fun write and a worthy contender, Jan. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:00:00 AM Pure fiction of course Terry... I Dont have a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/10/2023 3:47:00 PM LOL! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2023 1:00:00 AM thanks Kim:-) xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/10/2023 2:34:00 PM great limericks, jan, which is no less than i'd expect from you! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 2:57:00 PM aww thanks Ilene just a bit of fun - i dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maria Quernel Date: 7/10/2023 1:34:00 PM It's so funny :)) I like it ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 2:16:00 PM thanks Maria, just a bit of fun, of course its fiction ... I dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 7/10/2023 12:40:00 PM My problem would be getting up from the floor after doing the exercizes. LOL! Good job, Jan! Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 12:52:00 PM hahah thanks for dropping by Janice, comments and reads are like hen's teeth at the moment :-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/10/2023 10:52:00 AM - It’s superb, Jan :) - (we all know who will get first place in this contest :))) - hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 12:09:00 PM me too! I did have Jadazzle with darren watson but that has been inactive for many years now:-( hugs jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/10/2023 11:53:00 AM Wooow ... I have more than enough with one account :))) Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 10:58:00 AM lol Anne Lise I hope its me this time lol, of course he isnt the first one to enter their own contests a lady did it for years under numerous accounts ( probably about 5 to my recollection) l I've not seen her or any of her alter egos in over 2 years now. hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 7/10/2023 10:35:00 AM LOL Jan. These are excellent Limericks... loved the 'whoosh!' Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2023 10:56:00 AM lol Lin, i hope Jay likes it:-) hugs Jan xx