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Fiction poem for Humour # 2 poetry Contest Sponsored by Jay Narain

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07/10/23

Out walking, and I need a leak A toilet I urgently seek There’s now’t but a bush Oops I felt a whoosh Wet panties - I don’t need to peek! I contact my doctor called Emma And explain my awful dilemma That when I need to pee There is such urgency It ruins walks with my pup Gemma I have the solution Doc cries Just try pelvic floor exercise It’ll help with your bladder And will make you feel gladder It’s superb for ladies and guys!

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Valsa George

Date: 7/25/2023 10:04:00 PM

Though your experience is creepy, don't be weepy! It is better to be able to pee than not pee at all with kidneys gone sleepy! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:25:00 PM

so true Valsa xx

Speaks Volumes

Date: 7/25/2023 4:42:00 PM

Good one. Well done

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:25:00 PM

thanks so much:-) xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/16/2023 5:54:00 AM

Those exercises really don't work. LOL..Most doctors suggest them though. Thanks for sharing this soon to be winner though. Your visits to my pages always are inspiring. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM

lol thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/15/2023 8:59:00 AM

LOL, the Queen of Limericks strikes again - love it

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM

thanks jack:-) hugs JAN xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 7/13/2023 2:37:00 PM

Love it Jan Seaside Postcard innuendo at it's very best Ohh you are wicked Shut that Door Wink wink Nudge nudge Know what I mean What a carry on Matron Just wrote one for right back at you

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2023 6:08:00 AM

I will drop over asap lol:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 7/13/2023 2:38:00 PM

Cheque Please Blind Date Over and Out Are you being Served

Charles Messina

Date: 7/12/2023 5:11:00 AM

All us guys need is a tree and we're good. (lol) Love this, Jan. BOL in the contest. Hugs//Charlie x

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/11/2023 7:18:00 PM

Gosh, I hate when that happens! But I know of a great deal on Anti-Leak-Panties, Jan. Interested?!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 5:15:00 AM

Better make it 4 for me (for a friend of course lol) or are they cheaper by the dozen I wonder

Charles Messina
Date: 7/12/2023 5:12:00 AM

I'll take two!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:02:00 AM

Aww thanks for the thought GW .. but I dont have a dog lol pmsl:-) (how much are you askin by the way lol) hugs jAN X

Sally Eslinger

Date: 7/11/2023 3:48:00 PM

Urgent indeed, claims sympathies! 8-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:02:00 AM

thanks Sally, it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/11/2023 4:26:00 AM

God luck with the Whoosh jan , I mean contest!!! Great limericks xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:01:00 AM

thanks Mike your comment made me cross my legs and dive for the loo (just in cased i wooshed lol) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/11/2023 4:07:00 AM

Jan, a great set of limericks, best of luck in the contest. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:01:00 AM

thanks Tania it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 7/10/2023 4:16:00 PM

If only the young knew about pelvic floor exercises… how big would their smiles be? Fun write and a worthy contender, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:00:00 AM

Pure fiction of course Terry... I Dont have a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/10/2023 3:47:00 PM

LOL!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:00:00 AM

thanks Kim:-) xx

Arlo Parker

Date: 7/10/2023 3:38:00 PM

Age badge of honor, though we should humbly decline the medal. It all depends I guess. :0)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2023 1:00:00 AM

lol thanks AP:-) x

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/10/2023 2:34:00 PM

great limericks, jan, which is no less than i'd expect from you!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 2:57:00 PM

aww thanks Ilene just a bit of fun - i dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maria Quernel

Date: 7/10/2023 1:34:00 PM

It's so funny :)) I like it !

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 2:16:00 PM

thanks Maria, just a bit of fun, of course its fiction ... I dont have a dog lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/10/2023 12:40:00 PM

My problem would be getting up from the floor after doing the exercizes. LOL! Good job, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 12:52:00 PM

hahah thanks for dropping by Janice, comments and reads are like hen's teeth at the moment :-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/10/2023 10:52:00 AM

- It’s superb, Jan :) - (we all know who will get first place in this contest :))) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 12:09:00 PM

me too! I did have Jadazzle with darren watson but that has been inactive for many years now:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 7/10/2023 11:53:00 AM

Wooow ... I have more than enough with one account :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 10:58:00 AM

lol Anne Lise I hope its me this time lol, of course he isnt the first one to enter their own contests a lady did it for years under numerous accounts ( probably about 5 to my recollection) l I've not seen her or any of her alter egos in over 2 years now. hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/10/2023 10:35:00 AM

LOL Jan. These are excellent Limericks... loved the 'whoosh!'

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2023 10:56:00 AM

lol Lin, i hope Jay likes it:-) hugs Jan xx