Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Loose Woman - Warning Bawdy Limerick

They’re in his car, he rubs her back
But Sue quickly gives him some flack
She says stop it Rex
You’ve no chance of sex
Because my V'gina’s too slack

It loosened when our babe arrives
I’ve tried pelvic floor exercise
Sue says don’t get stroppy
Cos you're loose and floppy
This happens to some older guys!

09/20/20

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Jack Horne September 28, 2020 at 7:51 AM Ha ha ha, yikes - got quite a scary mental pic here : ) Jan Allison October 20, 2020 at 5:52 AM thanks Jack :-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty September 22, 2020 at 2:58 PM Im still laughing Jan Wow nearly spat my drink out when reading this Hahaha Was thinking what have you entered into the Anthology contest your Belle of the Ball would be good That or this Jan Allison September 22, 2020 at 3:33 PM oh I couldn't put this in the filter wouldn't let me write vagina lol, no seriously I wont be submitting to this anthology:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin September 22, 2020 at 7:07 AM cagle exercises may help LOL.... Good one Jan! Jan Allison September 22, 2020 at 12:46 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios September 21, 2020 at 8:59 AM Wonderfully witty verses! Pamgie xx Jan Allison September 22, 2020 at 12:45 PM thanks Pangie:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues September 20, 2020 at 5:48 PM LOL! Jan Allison September 21, 2020 at 5:02 AM I do worry about myself I woke up with the first stanza in my head lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie September 20, 2020 at 4:58 PM Hello Jan … thanks for the giggle Jan. Seems like a couple of problems need ironing out - catch you Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison September 21, 2020 at 5:01 AM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer September 20, 2020 at 12:01 PM ha! very funny, jan! well done... Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 12:30 PM Thanks Ilene:-) it wouldn't let me use the v word lol:-) hugs janxx

Sam Kauffman September 20, 2020 at 11:51 AM There is justice in the world, Jan. Got a great chuckle from your "bawdy" limerick. Thanks for the smile! Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 11:52 AM thanks Sam:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May September 20, 2020 at 11:28 AM Hahahahaha, Awesome Sis! to funny! Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 11:35 AM lol thanks Bobby May:-) got to laugh at the moment:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper September 20, 2020 at 11:08 AM :) cute my friend ... Hugs Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 11:15 AM thanks Eve i woke with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx