Short Parachuted Poems
Short Parachuted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Parachuted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Parachuted by length and keyword.
It's Norm, Down On the Farm
There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
He said with a hell of a shout
"Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm...
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Categories:
parachuted, funny
Form:
Limerick
On the Southern Alligator Farm
Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep them from harm
(Inspired by Carolyn's picture but not entry.)...
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Categories:
parachuted, animals, death, funny, imagination, life, nature
Form:
Limerick
Umbrella
The Umbrella
It was a rainy sort
Of afternoon, when I crossed
The bridge didn`t notice
Half it was missing.
Held on to my brolly when I fell
Parachuted landed on a barge.
They needed a deckhand.
The sea was a black mirror, the cook
Was artistic and pissed we only had
Bacon butties that day
I gave the collapsible canopy to the first mate
It was green and covered
In seagull droppings...
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Categories:
parachuted, adventure, allusion,
Form:
Blank verse