Short Orated Poems

This morning I listened

To the simpleton and the sapient man preach

Yet as they orated to

All we who came to listen and imbibe

I was lost

There was no distinguishing 

One voice from the other.

Later as I pondered 

All that which was spoken

Spewed aimlessly upon us 

I knew that I could not agree

With that which was said

By the simpleton....

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Dating’s so dated
He lately related
From a date he dated 
Who arrived belated
Named Candy Dayt
A mate candidate?
Who on their first date
Ate eighty eight dates
Straight out of a crate
That doubled her weight
And looking inflated
Which can’t be debated
He wasn’t elated
Which he quickly stated
And later orated
That eighty eight dates
Ate straight from a crate
Is much too dated
And dates on dates
Should be vacated
...

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John Givea Shiddyoleshuck.
Orated a speech from upon his truck,
“Elect me not because I’m the best,
But because I’ve trashed all the rest,
In short I’ve said they suck“.

“You see  there’ve been studies done,
That we winning  politicians  run,
Not on our records alone,
Or else we’d all be stoned
Or laughed at just for fun.”

“These  people studies seem to flirt,
With slander and slinging dirt
As ways to get elected,
Instead of being rejected,
And forced to go out and work.”...

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