Elect John G. S.

John Givea Shiddyoleshuck. Orated a speech from upon his truck, “Elect me not because I’m the best, But because I’ve trashed all the rest, In short I’ve said they suck“. “You see there’ve been studies done, That we winning politicians run, Not on our records alone, Or else we’d all be stoned Or laughed at just for fun.” “These people studies seem to flirt, With slander and slinging dirt As ways to get elected, Instead of being rejected, And forced to go out and work.”