Short Nosh Poems

Cavolo proscuitto
Beeef tagines with prunes
Tomato Barlotti
Chocolate fondant
Vanilla cupcakes
Left over
Munch...

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Fluffy and eggy and spongy and light
Try matzo ball soup, it's love at first bite
Be you Hebrew or goy
It's a nosh you'll enjoy
It's simply to die for, this bowl of delight!...

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Eat a little grub worm
	Nosh a little fly
Gobble down a bumble bee
	In a humble pie.

Spin you a spider web
	Knit you a shawl
Wrap it up in christmas paper
	Purchased at the mall....

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Two hungry little penguins
Both eager for their nosh,
One penguin’s name is Splish,
And the other one’s called Splosh.

Two hungry little penguins
Each holding out their dish,
I wonder what’s for dinner?
Surprise, surprise – it’s fish....

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Sit atop my wings
I'll fly you places 
Show you things

I've been around the world
Just come along
I'll keep you furled

I know just where to go
We won't be rushed 
We'll take it slow

I'll first bring you to France 
We'll nosh on brie
Maybe even dance

As long as you're with me
You'll sip the finest French Chablis...

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My aunt's a fan of "Tea Time,"
Which takes place each day at 4,
When drinks and chips and dips are served 
And sometimes even more.

We sit and schmooze and sip and nosh
Before our evening meal.
It's time to just chill out; relaxing
Is the main appeal.

By dinner time, if we head out,
We've had our share of booze,
Our restaurant bill much lighter,
'Cept for refills, if we choose....

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It's just one of those things you say
When your friend has got carried away
She thinks she's all posh
She won't eat any nosh
So I just say Oh Apple Pie

Its one of those things that you eat
When your veggie or not eating meat
Its a lovely little pie
but I couldn't say why
So I just say Oh Apple Pie

Its a saying I say quite a lot
When People I know have forgot
That I went to posh school
Was kicked out coz im Cool
And so I just say Oh Apple Pie...

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Nae dinner again 
Ah heard my ma saying 
Wit am ah gonna 
Gee the blimming wains 
We're staving ma the wains wid say
Shut yer mouths
Ave been trying to tap aw day .
Then in it stoats all drunk and insane
Dus ny even care about the stait eh his wains
My maw she's gone mental 
Shouting we'res ma dosh
Don't you even care ya bass 
They wains have had nae nosh 
All slumped in his chair 
He's drunk n doesn't care 
Wen he wakes up 
He'll even want mare....

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Panic In the Vegetable Garden

By Elton Camp

The carrot turn from yellow to pale
“Danger!” it called out to the kale

The tomato gaped in great fear
“Caution broccoli, they’re here.” 

Mushroom whispered to the squash,
“Beware for they’re here to nosh.”

Pumpkin felt of his hard shell
“If they touch me, I’ll yell.”

“Oh horrors!” said the peas
“How we hate such as these.”

Why did the veggies begin to shout?
Because vegans were roving about!...

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