Short Neutered Poems
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My tom cat Jeff was neutered and in that he had no choice
Now he purrs and meows with a high-pitched falsetto voice!
Categories:
neutered, cat, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
There once was a brave son of a gun
Who would pull his own trigger for fun
He saw a school shooter
Whom he shot and neutered --
That brave son's gun sure got the job done!
Categories:
neutered, hero, murder, school,
Form:
Limerick
Popular pretensions
pretend God is faceless
impersonal,neutered and neutral;
No,no-way,no-way they say
believing themselves
this and that;
Anything,everything
something and nothing.
Categories:
neutered, faith,
Form:
Lyric
Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"
Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner
Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline
Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter
Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker
Categories:
neutered, funny,
Form:
Footle
elevated
motifs
the
familiar
intimacy
oft
the
everyday:
passive
eternal
verging
on the
insignificant
yet
recognisable
subservient
self-effacing
neutral
neutered
by
neglect
Categories:
neutered, life,
Form:
Verse
Joe was supposed to get Buddy neutered.
They return home without surgery or the cone of shame.
Do you know what neutering means? My husband asks me.
Yes, I do.
This is why I set up the appointment.
Unfortunately….
I cannot lift either of them into the car.
Categories:
neutered, dog, men,
Form:
Light Verse
1.
a tornado's curl
small girl throws sand in the air -
vertical cleavage
2.
combines in a field -
grains of truth escaping hail,
locusts, wind, and fire
3.
hail storm’s calling card
twelve by sixty miles scorched earth –
life's tendrils neutered
Brian Johnston
22nd of August 2018
Categories:
neutered, life,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
neutered, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
I recall a time past when my Tuesday was smitten,
(Before being neutered she was my little sex kitten),
With a big one-eyed cat, my orange cat Popeye;
In heat, she walked beside him
With her front scrunched way down
And her butt in the air
And an urgent come-hither look in her eye.
(Sept. 5, 2016)
Categories:
neutered, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
farm cat was jealous of rooster’s harem,
to have harem of his own was his dream,
farmer needed rooster make hens lay eggs,
and he neutered farm cat between the legs
Premier Contest 3rd placement
written 14/08/2021
Your best 4 line Light Verse poetry contest
L Milton Hankins sponsored
10 syllables each line AaBb rhyme
Categories:
neutered, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 2nd
Form:
Light Verse
Much serious thought should be given
to the naming of them,
for would we call a Byzantine Emperor
Tiddles, Blackie or Patches,
would we name an Egyptian Pharaoh,
Ginger, Tiger, Tom, or Peanut?
Cat’s are royalty, no less noble
than the Great Charlemagne -
and they know it,
thus it is most essential
that we get the little buggers neutered.
~~~~~~~~~
a nod to T.S. Eliot
Categories:
neutered, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Prevalence,I embrace broken glass by chance
I've bend my eyes at the presence eclipse glance
Prevalence, my surroundings past future pretense
Eating neutered grass washing hands in warm cactus drenched
Midnight dartings
Heated snapdragons
Hell bound apprehension...
Midnight calling heated melted iron prevalence?
5/5/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020
Categories:
neutered, angst, anxiety, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
I've had many pets in my life.
Right now two cats and I abide
In my small house the size for us,
But I can't let this pair outside.
They're feral cats that I rescued
When wild coyotes invaded nests.
Wild coyotes on our rich farm land
Have become real cat-nab pests.
A neutered tom and spayed kitty
Have the full range of my loved home.
Their antics keep me entertained
And none of us now care to roam.
They run and play amicably
And gladly share their lives me.
11/16/2014
Categories:
neutered, animal,
Form:
Sonnet
She has a fever.
I leave her dozing fitfully on the veranda.
Halfway to the woods there is a farm gate
where she will often squat
and piss.
The grass is brown, but still thrives,
strangely adapted to uric rain.
Paris the giant poodle is here,
his nose a rapier seeking past and present.
Several dogs from good families arrive
to vie with each other
in search of her ‘wherefore art thou?’
Tragically, Romeo (a bulldog neutered last week),
today plays alone
with his squeaky bone.
Categories:
neutered, poetry,
Form:
Free verse