Short Neutered Poems

Short Neutered Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Neutered by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Neutered by length and keyword.


Premium Member My Cat Jefferson

My tom cat Jeff was neutered and in that he had no choice

     Now he purrs and meows with a high-pitched falsetto voice!
Form: Couplet


Premium Member Brave Son of a Gun

There once was a brave son of a gun
Who would pull his own trigger for fun
   He saw a school shooter
   Whom he shot and neutered --
That brave son's gun sure got the job done!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Popular Pretensions

Popular pretensions
pretend God is faceless
impersonal,neutered and neutral;
No,no-way,no-way they say
believing themselves
this and that;
Anything,everything
something and nothing.
Form: Lyric

More Foolish Footles

Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker
Form: Footle

Premium Member Signs

elevated
        motifs
      the
      familiar 
      intimacy
oft 
the
    everyday:
passive
  eternal   
      verging
  on the
     insignificant
yet
  recognisable
   subservient
   self-effacing
neutral
  neutered
   by
     neglect
Form: Verse


Premium Member Do You Know What Neutering Means

Joe was supposed to get Buddy neutered.
They return home without surgery or the cone of shame.


Do you know what neutering means? My husband asks me.
Yes, I do. 
This is why I set up the appointment.

Unfortunately….
I cannot lift either of them into the car.

Premium Member Word Play

1.
a tornado's curl
small girl throws sand in the air -
vertical cleavage

2.
combines in a field -
grains of truth escaping hail,
locusts, wind, and fire

3.
hail storm’s calling card
twelve by sixty miles scorched earth –
life's tendrils neutered


Brian Johnston
22nd of August 2018
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Go Hence To Whence

Listen to poem:
I shall go hence
back whence I sprung
to shed, disgorge, eviscerate
all that I have ever known
all that I have ever learned
all that I am
all that is me, I be.
A full hard refresh
to be what I could be
untainted, smirched
unbiased, neutered.
Hence to whence
and thence I be,
freely 
impotent.

Animal Antics

I recall a time past when my Tuesday was smitten,
(Before being neutered she was my little sex kitten),
With a big one-eyed cat, my orange cat Popeye;
In heat, she walked beside him
With her front scrunched way down
And her butt in the air
And an urgent come-hither look in her eye.  

(Sept. 5, 2016)
cat
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Have and Have Nots

farm cat was jealous of rooster’s harem, to have harem of his own was his dream, farmer needed rooster make hens lay eggs, and he neutered farm cat between the legs
Premier Contest 3rd placement written 14/08/2021 Your best 4 line Light Verse poetry contest L Milton Hankins sponsored 10 syllables each line AaBb rhyme

Premium Member Prevalence--

Prevalence,I embrace broken glass by chance I've bend my eyes at the presence eclipse glance Prevalence, my surroundings past future pretense Eating neutered grass washing hands in warm cactus drenched Midnight dartings Heated snapdragons Hell bound apprehension... Midnight calling heated melted iron prevalence?
5/5/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020

Naming Cats

Much serious thought should be given
to the naming of them,
for would we call a Byzantine Emperor
Tiddles, Blackie or Patches,
would we name an Egyptian Pharaoh,
Ginger, Tiger, Tom, or Peanut?
Cats are royalty, no less noble
than the Great Charlemagne -
and they know it.
So, for God's sake choose wisely
and get them neutered,
for no one wants
a pissed off Caligula
in their humble home.

Premium Member Pretty Pets

I've had many pets in my life.
Right now two cats and I abide
In my small house the size for us,
But I can't let this pair outside.
They're feral cats that I rescued
When wild coyotes invaded nests.
Wild coyotes on our rich farm land
Have become real cat-nab pests.

A neutered tom and spayed kitty
Have the full range of my loved home.
Their antics keep me entertained
And none of us now care to roam.
They run and play amicably
And gladly share their lives me. 

11/16/2014
Form: Sonnet

A Tragical Tale

She has a fever.
I leave her dozing fitfully on the veranda.
Halfway to the woods there is a farm gate
where she will often squat
and piss.
The grass is brown, but still thrives,
strangely adapted to uric rain.
Paris the giant poodle is here,
his nose a rapier seeking past and present.
Several dogs from good families arrive
to vie with each other
in search of her ‘wherefore art thou?’
Tragically, Romeo (a bulldog neutered last week),
today plays alone
with his squeaky bone.

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